Daniel Zenon Klein

Hello, friend, and welcome to the Palintíri help and support system, provided by the Eldar, Eru's first born, to you, men, Eru's second born, free of charge and with a minimum of condescension.

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If you would like to vote early in person in California, today you can start doing that! Go vote! This is a totally a PSA and not me trying to reclaim the Most Early Voters By District crown from District 77 (I’m coming for you, 77, just you wait)

You must have been tagged a hundred times already, but @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

@aptshadow.bsky.social I need you to put down the Lathe of Heaven and back away.

Finally, you can *checks notes* take control of Nikki and make her do exactly what you want! Which makes you just like the hero of Obsession, Bear!

It's a new week, Bluesky. Trust no poll. Trust no pundit. Vote early if you can. Vote in person if you can.

Shower thought

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

Gonna tell my kids this was Diablo 2: d2survivors.lol

😂😂😂

The Hero with a Thousand Faces (1949) Call to adventure Rejecting the call (“what does that have to do with me?”) Accepting the call Death Come back changed

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

Ah yes, Claude is going to copy itself onto one of my copious home devices with H100 chips! I knew I shouldn't have been running a full data center at home! Blast!

Fisherman's Bait: A Bass Challenge / Print ad / Konami / 1999

Scary

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social your lighthouse keeper in the new make some noise took me out but uh I’m gonna need some context; what does the guy with the light do at an improv show?

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

I will be forever grateful to @tristanelwell.bsky.social for his Starter Villain cover art. The moment we all saw it we were all, "Oh, we're gonna sell a LOT of this one." And we were right! Authors, please use Tristan for all your cover art needs.

ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart

@gneiss.name Hi! Really enjoy your minecraft / vintage story videos. I'm sure you must have asked this a million times but I couldn't find an answer: have you considered looking at the geology of Dwarf Fortress? I'd watch that video in a heart beat.

Aaaah my friend's new game just dropped its trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3X... Fasih is writing this, so I know for a fact it'll be incredible. You can read more about it and wish list it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3607300/...

Sci fi Lady Gaga is like “stop teleporting me / I’m dizzy”

LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Sometimes I forget that the most powerful line from online, "I will face god and walk backwards into hell" comes from a drill tweet that started "if the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals"

Reading proofs from book & remembering what I wrote in 2015: "I am very concerned about the future of AI. Not because of the risk of rogue machines taking over. But because of the homogeneous, one-dimensional group of men who are currently involved in advancing the technology.”

Some details: Kremlev, the Russian who sponsored Don Jr's wedding, is a former member of the Night Wolves biker gang, went to China with Putin and is personally sanctioned by Ukraine for his role in abducting children www.propublica.org/article/dona...