Dan MmmPooFoo

Dan MmmPooFoo

@danmpford.bsky.social

Laughing marks are considered the most dangerous

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“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa

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They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

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with regards to my series of posts about Bosnia and Herzegovina: I would once again like to state for the record that I do not think World War I was a good idea and I do not think they should do it again

The two kids that don’t even live with her anymore?

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Vice President JD Vance says the assassination of conservative influencer Charlie Kirk convinced him and his wife to try for a fourth child, after Erika Kirk told them in her grief that she regretted having only two children.

Everyone’s giving “what’s wrong with Gen X?” theories. My guess is that’s the last generation raised in a media environment where pop culture was almost exclusively white.

Altman is such a lying conman that it would not shock me if this is all bullshit he’s doing for sympathy

Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social

BREAKING: OpenAI Sam Altman's home has been shot at, a few days after a Molotov cocktail was thrown, per SF Chronicle

losing a precious year of your career because a mentally ill billionaire decided she knew your gender. This is where this madness goes, women having their careers ruined because they don’t look like Barbie. That’s all any of this is: a well funded attempt to reinstitute Victorian gender politics.

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The Olympics has a long history of trying to prevent the “wrong kinds of people” from participating, it’s the whole reason for amateurism back in the day. This rule will not keep trans women out, HRT already was doing that. It’ll just let them harass any cis woman who is too butch to be marketable.

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Energy-hungry data centers can cause significant increases in utility bills. I introduced the Data Center Water and Energy Transparency Act to require data centers to disclose their electricity and water needs as they crop up around the country.

Jane’s recipes are all insanely good this is one of the best patreon I’ve ever subscribed to.

Jane@fightingpride93.bsky.social

I need 149 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 900 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

It’s almost as if no major athlete in the history of the world has ever taken estrogen to make their sporting performance better. It’s only ever taken to mask steroid use. This is common sense but the transphobes have none

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

Gavin Newsom is a classic example of fighting the last war. He probably would have been president if he ran in 2020. Liberals/moderates wanted a return to Obama era normalcy. He chickened out and now he’s trying to run in 2028 in an environment where his party’s voters want blood. He’s a fool

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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

This was always the end game for transphobia in Britain. It’s all about re-instituting/re-fortifying rigid gender roles and second class status for women.

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Bill Belichick’s initial claim that “Billy’s first words were ‘Beat Duke’” was more engagement with what the job he took actually entails than anything he’s shown since. Now he’s got two chances left to get out an old hoodie and polish this turd of a season. www.newsobserver.com/sports/spt-c...

newsobserver.comIf ‘Beat Duke’ were really Bill Belichick’s first words, time to make them countWins over Duke and N.C. State to close out Bill Belichick’s debut season at North Carolina would stifle a lot of laughter.

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Replying to @cooperlund.online

At some point music criticism decided “pop is bad” was boring in the same way the regular news decided “bad things are bad” was boring and now we get to learn about the secret brilliance of albums you buy at Target

The thing about Kimmel people need to realize is Disney has been wanting to find a buyer for ABC since Iger took back the ceo chair and the affiliate company pulling Kimmel is their likeliest buyer. Disney doesn’t want to be in the tv business anymore.

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Replying to @irhottakes.bsky.social

What people in this and every other dying town in Ohio wanted wasn't for the economy to come back, it was for their kids to be forced to move back to their town and thank them for the privilege.

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Replying to @irhottakes.bsky.social

“Scared trans kid with no meat space LGBT people to speak with terrified of being cancelled due to only 98.75% orthodoxy” is more representative of woke gone too far than “hard working blue collar auto repairman executed for innocent pronoun mistake,” but nobody cared about the kid, so here we are.

I think the primary thing I’d like non wrestling people to know about Hulk Hogan is this: he was a total fucking moron. Just the dumbest guy in any room he walked in, and thought everyone else was dumber than him. Never learned even real basic things about his own business.

Easily the best money I’ve ever spent on patreon. I cook at least one of Jane’s recipes a week and people think I’m now a good cook because of it.

Jane@fightingpride93.bsky.social

I need 145 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

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I thought my job as Senator was to try to keep my constituents alive.

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”

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it also reveals that the determinative factor in becoming a "founder" isn't any kind of business or technical acumen, but social access to the upper class of funders, PR people and business leaders. once you have it, you can't lose it even by committing a criminal fraud or blowing up a $50B company

Paris Marx@parismarx.com

These people just can’t stop themselves. Sam Bankman-Fried has gone from trading crypto to trading muffins in prison. Adam Neumann went from the WeWork collapse to founding a residential property company. Now Elizabeth Holmes’ husband is conveniently launching a new blood testing startup.