Dan Johnson | London, U.K. Lawyer = English Solicitor 🔶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺

Arthur (2011) The $40 million remake of the Dudley Moore classic bombed at the box office. Critics & industry analysts labeled it a "career-killing" commercial disappointment for Russell #Brand that discouraged major studios from casting him as a primary live-action lead. NO one liked the sick f*ck.

Michael Jackson was (apparently) obsessed by this film (hence "Thriller") - But I envisage he remained 'unmoved' by the hetrosexual sex scene involving Jenny Agutter = LEGENDARY! www.olympiccinema.com/film/an-amer...

#Trump = Paedo . . .

Remember when US Broadcast #Television was good?! youtu.be/5N_bkbj1BlU?...

#MUFC = Thank You so much for 'LOLs' = Hugely appreciated. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

We need to fight for the #BBC = This is superb on a Sunday afternoon. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand... ... and if you don't like it - The #British Broadcasting Corporation also have the Premier League on Radio 5 Live. Support what makes the UK, "Great" #Britain and beat the neo-liberal brainwashers.

The current iteration of the #Conservative Party never loses its ability to shock me. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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And true to form, Farage and the Tories (Philp) respond by being totally dishonest about it… Freedom of movement with the EU requires EU citizenship. Immigration requires visas. Talk of ‘betrayal’ and ‘uncontrolled migration’ is the mark of a liar or a fool. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Rich Reform UK MPs love to - stimatise needy benefits claimants - claim massive "expenses" "Benefits-bashing Reform UK MP Suella Braverman claimed £45,000 in parliamentary expenses towards her water bills, newly-emerged files show - leaving the taxpayer on the hook" www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Here I am with the winner of Clacton's annual 'Point At A Twat' competition.

It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.

Nailed it.

Lickle “Stevie” Yaxley-Lennon (=His family name is Double-Barrelled, because his Mother is not at all sure who the father was, Even after narrowing it down to the evening of his conception) . . . Luckily, he’s simplified the name he uses to Tommy Robinson so his illiterate followers can remember it.

How many people will die from it?

trying to think of a use of preemptive pardons that don't indicate deep failure of a political system. coming up short

Things you contemplate when your administration is definitely operating within the law.

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

Ukraine losing access to Starshield raises serious concerns for our national security—like who controls critical capabilities the U.S. government has spent billions to procure & how decisions to restrict them are made. I'm demanding answers from the Department of Defense & SpaceX

I'm happy to pay a licence fee surcharge to keep this case going for as long as is humanly possible

The latest American Research Group poll once again has Trump at his lowest ever approval rating at 29%.

I’m still looking for Jared Kushner’s lawsuit against Vanity Fair. Anyone can tweet, but they won’t say it in court.

Having #Trump as #POTUS makes life really hard work for satirists. I mean, how do you write something humorous - seeking to top the absurdity of Dumb Donnie’s reality?! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

True, that!

Ukraine reported Starlink problems Friday, losing drones and limiting strikes on Russia. Thursday, Trump claimed Musk had restored service. Friday, he admitted he hadn’t even spoken to Musk.

Reform MP Andrew Rosindell, ex Tory who dodged rape etc charges is soft on tax havens - letting millionaires pay less tax than poor people with 3 lousy jobs By coincidence, he's just back from 'fact-finding tours' AKA luxury holidays in Isles of Man, Jersey & Caymans worth £thousands via Private Eye

A reminder that when we’re told real estate dudes are “working for free” as US negotiators — aka not official US employees accountable to the USG — they’re working for someone else, and not in US interests In a normal country, Kushner would go to jail. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

“Kegs-breath” is now causing damage and destruction to the Globe. The sources said: “Pisshead Pete” and his staff displayed an “apparent lack of patience” . . . www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

🚨 MASSIVE BREAKING: Vanity Fair reports that Dutch intelligence accessed Kushner’s hacked iPhone and uncovered alleged secret financial arrangements involving Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Israel… We’re talking about accounts reportedly holding BILLIONS. Are you actually SURPRISED?! Now, go VOTE!! 😎🇺🇸✨

#America = This is “embarrassing” (at the very least) . . .

#Farage has been highly critical of #Iran over the past year, and in March accused it of being a bigger danger to the UK than Russia’s president, Vladimir #Putin However, when Iran opens its chequebook - #Reform has its grubby little hands snatching the money. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...