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This is the dril candles tweet

“Shove that ballroom up your fat ass

From that Eagles performance to a real feel good movie: 2001's From Hell

The end of this game is like watching a kid who's pissed off he's getting his shit wrecked in Madden.

Watching Eagles games this year is like watching 60 minute performance art of the fall of America

Remember when the Eagles scored on an opening drive in this game and then forgot how to play football

Lmfao you don't get a sack there Jesus freaking christ

Mingo tackled by Ringo is a real sentence

Lmfao come on

Chili's in a total runaway

Hell yeah, rook!

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

The clock is playing tighter defense against the Cowboys than the Eagles

You should be allowed to punch the government and I KNOW you CANT do that and am making that CLEAR here that you CANT but you SHOULD be ALLOWED to even if I know you CANT DO THAT

The fact this weird " guy plays Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky" movie isnt a comedy hurts my brain

No you see we cant call pass interference on that play because we already called pass interference on another play

It hasn't even been a month since with both thought Jalen Hurts nearly died AND Lane Johnson retired. October has lasted 6 years

*through teeth that are gritted so hard theyre cracking* I mean that's a hell of a catch

If Troy Aikman is allowed to call an Eagles/Cowboys game we should be allowed to have a career Eagle in the booth too

Both of these teams are protesting tackling and I admire the solidarity

Lmfao an NFL commercial about voting that says absolutely nothing get all the way the fuck outta here

The only reason I can think of for this news not being absolutely everywhere is that large media orgs don’t want to be seen as putting their thumbs on the scales a week before election day. And that’s cowardly as shit.

Cam Skattebo the first guy to intentionally leverage his potential CTE into a sponsorship deal?

Stephen A sitting next to Jerry is the most disgusting thing you might see tonight besides this game

Calling the Eastern State Penitentiary "home to" anybody feels like such odd framing of what that place was

Nick please dye your hair i dont need to look more like you or risk further comparisons in my day to day

what the fuck man. I haven't tweeted in months

the biggest presidential scandal in history but the political media largely acts as if it's not happening. hasan piker has received more mainstream political media coverage over the last 6 months than trump's connections with epstein has

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