Eamonn Cummings

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

#DeportElon

Thanks for always having my back ❤️ see you on the campaign trail.

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

Tommy is the epitome of the “men” who the media claim are suffering from “male loneliness.” I say let them suffer.

The problem child that gets distracted

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Sign me up for the Official Trump Administration Enemies List. It’s AI.

Can anybody else see that sleep paralysis demon in the background?

Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter

Manchester City are fucked. www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...

This wasn’t just the moment a dog found a home. It was the moment he realized someone had finally chosen him. The way he looks up at his new person says more than any caption ever could. 🥺❤️

I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.

The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣

This shirt made my day. 🤣

Yeah, we know but tell that to Google. Buncha bitches.

It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍

Boycott Google, as it shamelessly panders to that idiotic vulgar slob.

We’re not changing it.

Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.

Bohemian Rhapsody live at Wembley on July 11, 1986: the greatest live version of this song. Original post

The official Mister Rogers YouTube channel has been posting full episodes recently, and believe me when I tell you that watching one is a great way to take a break from the general state of things. www.youtube.com/@MisterRoger...

Just watched Field of Dreams for the first time as an adult. There is A LOT more going on there than I remembered from seeing it as a kid. What a film.

At McDonald's with my grandparents. Gramma is pretty deep into dementia. She sees me get a cup of ketchup for my fries. I offer her the ketchup. She tries it. She freaks OUT because it's so good. She proceeds to dip her entire cheeseburger into it. (one of my favorite memories)

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…

From Stuart Greenberg: GOP Sens. John Cornyn and Thom Tillis are assholes!! If they really wanted to do the right thing, they’d use their new found power to get all the Epstein Files released before voting to advance Todd Blanche. Instead they roll over, sit up and perform on cue.

The funniest - and least discussed - aspect of this is that Farage, having reportedly told RefUK he'd only lead them if compensated for the £1m a year income he had outside politics, pocketed their five million, then kept earning from outside interests at the same rate anyway. He scammed even them.

Spain cropped out the orange felon from their official celebratory photo. They understand the assignment.

GURL.

Honestly, Drunk Rudy was more coherent trying to explain that shit at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in 2020 than Trump was tonight.

"There's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth." Probably not a good sign when federal officials sound exactly like abusive husbands

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I’m out having dinner and we were sat with a lady that we didn’t know. We were talking about how tonight she is eating alone and celebrating the fact that she just beat cancer. This has turned out to be a great dinner full of laughter and good vibes.

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Stunning moonrise at Delicate Arch, Utah [📹 miracleofnature__]

Kasie Hunt asked Scott Jennings on live TV if McConnell would be willing to call in to CNN. The discomfort on Jennings’ face while he tried to bullshit his way around that answer was really something. Methinks we still aren’t getting the whole story.

Friends, they’re not even trying to hide their voter suppression. ⬇️