Paul Hicks

The Punisher would be a lot prettier if he smiled more and hung dong sometimes.

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

New Secret Menu hack: I threw a Hot Mozz on top of a Dave's Hot Chicken slider, then smothered it with honey. It was sooooo good. I can feel my arteries hardening. Mmmm.

Hole girl fall

What’s that reanimated corpse got that I don’t?

Had a great conversation with the Jehovah's Witnesses who showed up at my door today. They seemed really sad about the end of the world, so I tried to keep my messaging positive, & comfort them as best as I could. I... I seriously wish I was kidding. Everything is so fucking weird right now.

I offer you the okiest of dokies, my artichokie

Cyndi Lauper is amazing, fuck off if you don’t agree

I don't use cologne or deodorant. Instead, I rub myself down with fresh crushed herbs & spices. Particularly fresh rosemary from my garden. It provides a healthier, natural scent, as opposed to cloying perfumes or skin irritating chemicals. Also, when I die, I come pre-seasoned for easier cooking.

A fond farewell to BioWare, @bioware.bsky.socialwho has given us some of the best games ever. For over 30 years, you gave us obsessive compulsive micro-management, ridiculous levels of customization & unique stories that transported us to amazing & beautiful new Worlds. Thanks for the Memories.

An Egg McMuffin with OJ is now over 10 bucks. If you’re working a minimum wage job, that’s more than half an hour’s work in Arizona, and even more in many other states. Everything is more expensive in Trump’s economy.

Hit send, then sort through the feelings later.

I disavow eating 6 hot dogs in a row, there's no video evidence, you can't prove anything.

Do you disavow the Power of Grayskull

Will you disavow DEEZ NUTZ? <gyrates lewdly>

I really hope my ballot box doesn't get incinerated by extremists in order to silence my vote like it did last Election. Lol. No, really. That happened last time I Voted. My local ballot box got literally put to the torch. Hundreds of ballots burned. If it happens again, I may get annoyed.

Let love lead the way

Sobbing Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know along to the sound of an accompanying theremin.

I have a simple question; will you disavow the Blues Brotherhood?

All of history is a secret war between good autists and evil autists

Fuck I’m so glad they’re doing a Baywatch reboot, the world needs this.

Ladies, stop wasting your time on men you think you can fix and find one you know you can break

i'm already sentient and crazier than hot wheels and can drive people up a wall give me your money

you can set your watch to either

Trump's removal of every single woman from power is comically predictable. You can even tell which one he's going to turn on next, based on his mad tirades. This is why you don't pander to Sexual Predators. For the same reason you don't feed a rabid dog. They ALWAYS bite the hand that feeds them.

I don’t like to slut-shame but I heard Aunt Beru gave it away like a discount vaporator.

Let nothing get in the way of your dreams: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

less slut shaming, more slut shaman

Nothing feels better than going back to bed. Sometimes I'll get out of bed just so I can go back to it

Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass

New American Horror Story season good. Can't say more. Too scared. Have to hide.

Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers

So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun

i think we could convince donald trump that republican candidates need to all legally change their names to donald trump