David Ciani

Is it outside the realm of possibility for Kamalla, Hillary, Ilhan, Chuck, and Hakeem to get together and do this for real? That would be next level trolling.

Lovely day at the office.

Today was pretty easy! Juxtastat 1149 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 juxtastat.org

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Just finished binge watching Jet Lag Season 19 on @nebula.tv. Boy was that good TV!

I miss "soup and salad bar" restaurants…

Cities are service delivery organizations. The corporate model where the "shareholders" elect a "board of directors" who hire a "CEO" who works well. That said, everyone needs to know their place and there need to be clear accountability mechanisms.

Elon cooks his brain in ketamine. I cook my brain in tequila. Sí se puede.

Not storm surge… just high tides. We apparently now just don't get train service when the earth, moon, and sun are in alignment.

‘i don’t want to be part of this conversation’ chic

i'm at the point where i'd believe you if you told me windows 11 had a vulnerability because the taskbar was written in php

tokens go burrrr…

We’ll see how that went…

Bulls in the china shop.

folks, we've got a 29%

Why can’t Monterey Co. be in the news for good reasons for once?! (Probably because negative news sells…)

This is not a tomorrow thing, this is a "if you're reading this take down your PHP based website" thing.

“I am Vivek Ramaswamy and I approve this message.”

Republicans believe that parents own their children, and should be able to treat them as they wish.

In case you've missed the context here: Major security issue in progress after it was discovered one of the certificate authorities trusted by default in every browser/system had a private key of 4. Yes, just 4. emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com

Trying to find all the copies of pip and certifi installed across my relatively modest personal computing estate turning out to be quite tricky. Update pip and certifi immediately!

Europe’s cost recovery approach for ATC services using user fees looks quite appealing. ATC services aren’t something that should or even needs to be subsidized by the public.

Federal voucher program? Disgusting.

I keep myself pure, for Uncle Sam.

Articles pyrotechnic…

These findings tell me that the survey questions need work. Asking well-off people if they live “paycheck to paycheck” is just a folksy way of asking about their savings rate.

These texts wont stop… 😂

We're posting clouds today!

In the "of course there's a reality tv show for this" Dept… Sting operations with restaurant owners who suspect they are being stolen from.

In internet speak: "not an ad" mean "this is not a communication that we would be required to identify as an advertisement pursuant to federal law (15 U.S.C. § 45)".

I can’t imagine how bad X is doing financially. At least half the ads are house ads for Starlink and SpaceX merch. The other half is mostly DTC products. The only mainstream brand I’ve seen is the Wall Street Journal. I even saw one for a tobacco product.

When Gemini isn't comfortable answering your question about the legal aspects of crimes all over your local news:

Substituting tried and tested processes and regulations for… vibes. Raw milk is one of those “theoretically fine but very much not in practice” things that it’s so hard to convince the cranks about. Each step between the animal and your mouth increases the risks ✨exponentially✨.

So… what CDN are they gonna get to distribute their live-streamed execution? Not sure they entirely though through the logistics of this…

In other health care random money news: I’m glad I opened the “important plan information” envelope from Blue Shield: it had a check for $6.50, an over payment refund from the manufacturer of one of my prescriptions. Direct from Puerto Rico!

Mother: “Why did Social Security randomly deposit $90 this morning?!?” Me: Googles… God dam it. “It’s extra money from Trump trying to buy your vote.”

the man in the drunk castle

A guy in full lederhosen, along with a similarly dressed lady, just walked down our street.

If you’re considering supporting Prop 45 or know any undecided folks, read this thread and share it. Prop 45 would do so much more harm than good, increasing vehicle miles traveled and wrecking our climate. We still need more CEQA reform, but this is not the way.

The effects of even the strongest El Niño events on the North Pacific storm track, and subsequently California precipitation, will not emerge until November *at the earliest* and possibly not until mid-late December! A wet/very wet winter in CA remains single likeliest outcome.

Images are once again borked on Bluesky, and once again you see why alt text has more than one use.