Big John

only rich people believe regular people think Cheesecake Factory is fancy. We’re not blind. People living paycheck to paycheck or close to it see it as the “nicest thing I can afford,” but we all know goddamn well there’s fancier — cause we or our kin serve yalls out of touch asses at them spots.

Chuck Schumer’s ass kissing self definitely did not approve this message

It's really damning. The accusations are numerous and well-supported. But I was really struck by the descriptions of Trump's behavior -- the name dropping, strong-arming, and attempts to buy off silence. His gross rivalry with Epstein. It's all so familiar. It's shit he's been doing his entire life.

New Rule 34 fetish just dropped

my god the 5th circuit is just full of shitty monsters veritenews.org/2026/10/23/i...

“I don’t want any of us to be or feel un-housed in our bodies our towns our movements ever again. This book is my prayer; if you need to use it as shelter, it’s yours.” My memoir HOME OUT THERE is available for preorder now! bookshop.org/p/books/home...

The main negative response I've seen towards the excitement over this Louisiana US Senate race is "He WonT WIn AnYwAY!" I find it annoying because voters in this state haven't had much to be excited about in years, and change starts with people believing that change is possible in the first place!!

Mickey Loomis is definitely gettin' ready to throw Kellen Moore under the bus

Crabs are helping

They don’t want to confront the rank racism that lies at the heart of today’s Republican Party and pretending that black voters are drifting away from Democrats and flirting with the GOP is an essential part of that.

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

If you or somebody you know is Krewe du Vieux, are pissed about James Carville being named king, holla at me jstanton@gambitweekly.com

Well that was a depressing game. Might have to get some crabs to feel better

Hear me out. Maybe playin an average at best QB with two busted hands isn’t a great idea

I can’t for the life of me understand why ole girl keeps Mickey Loomis around. It’s not like he’s on paper and can’t go within 1,000 yards of a school or some shit.

I just saw a recent picture of Alyson Hannigan and i had no idea they hired a real witch who’s achieved immortality to play a teen witch on Buffy

Maybe if ole girl spent more on front offices and less on helping pedophiles shit would be different

Maaaan my homie Royal bringin the heat with this spam loco moco at Hi-Ho for Saints games

Too early for this

James Carville should check his 23 and Me.

I’ll say it: this is a Nyx moment.

Krewe du Vieux, explain yourselves.

His comments about the upcoming election are noted in the story. I'll just add that in 2024 he complained about "preachy females" hurting the Democrats and was sad that he could no longer take "coeds" out to dinner.

John Stanton: Krewe du Vieux sells out, anoints James Carville as royalty for 2027 Carnival parade www.nola.com/gambit/comme...

Four days after a Ramaswamy campaign ad "leaked" onto the Internet that hit Acton for the abuse she survived as a child, Cook Political Report moves Ohio's governor's race from "tossup" to "leans D." www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/gov... 19thnews.org/2026/10/amy-... via @19thnews.org

It remains one of the great mysteries how @brianbeutler.bsky.social and @chrislhayes.bsky.social stayed friends with this clown for so long. He’s got loathsome politics, lacks any moral center, is dumber than a barstool and has the personality of a soggy frozen burrito.

The editors of this paper once wrote a whole op-ed complaining about my pool reports on Obama's 2016 trip to SXSW cause I kept making fun of it for being a giant mutual masturbation event for ultra rich tech bros and I've never felt more vindicated lol

I fucking hate it here.

🚨NEW STORY🚨 Farmer Jamie Davis is closing the gap as he bids to be Louisiana’s first Black U.S. Senator since Reconstruction, leaving Julia Letlow without the sure victory Republicans had hoped for. "This is not going to be a slam dunk," a pollster warns. thelensnola.org/2026/10/23/j...

I just researched “how many volcanoes in the world” and “how many billionaires in the world” and the results are disheartening

sometimes the algorithm does fun stuff

I keep thinking about how Hegseth broke Eisenhower’s globe. What a stupid selfish impatient and arrogant act.

Louisiana early voting is starting to blow the last two midterms out of the water. I don't have historical breakdowns by party, Dems currently up 43-40.6 (gap shrunk slightly on day 2, may keep shrinking) but ancestral Dems makes it hard to make much sense of that IMO.

Of course Noonie Man witnessed the dump truck jumping nose first off the Claiborne Bridge over by Circle Grocery.

Here's what New Orleans Mayor Helena Moreno wants to save from 2027 budget cuts www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

My mother used to beat me with the horse whips she couldn’t bear to use on our actual horses in the pasture. Then she’d make me pray to her on my knees for forgiveness. Motherhood is not a position of infallibility. Fuck that old woman and her husband. And fuck Trump too.

NEW: Pope Leo XIV will need no chemotherapy or radiation, his doctors at Rome’s Gemelli Hospital said Wednesday, after final lab results showed the cancer in his right lung had not spread.

WE DID IT!!!! WE DID IT!!!! WE WON!!!! $360,000 IN RECURRING GRANT MONEY FOR MY NONPROFIT!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!! thurmanperryfoundation.org

The robotaxis are coming. Are they ready for New Orleans' potholes and floods? www.nola.com/gambit/news/...

this is a great @veritenews.org story on Stephanie Hilferty getting bought by the utilities she wants to regulate veritenews.org/2026/10/20/h...