your idiot friend

I’ve been a little too heads-down building these last few years… Unfortunately in the past month or two I’ve come to the conclusion that while I’m proud of what I built, my startup has one last swing left and it’s not one that needs me. So I am on the hunt for what’s next, be it leadership or IC.

You would have to waterboard me to get this out of me. This is the most embarassing thing I’ve ever read.

Alternative: I join the unwashed masses playing slop videos at full volume on my phone speakers

I think I left my headphones at the gym so now I have to rawdog the N train like an ANIMAL

If all the govs shutting down servers for a PHP update, all the hosters & enterprises terrified by the vuln, gave $100k, or just $50k a year to the PHP Foundation, things could look very differently. Go, make your employer sponsor *today* thephp.foundation/sponsor/ #php #phpc @thephpf.bsky.social

this php vulnerability is serious but also i am lmao at all the “i never liked php anyway” posts like it has allegations of malicious behavior. some of you need to come up with other ways to respond to news

🚨 The developers of PHP have just released new versions that patch two critical vulnerabilities that could allow remote code execution on any website running PHP (which is virtually all of them). www.php.net/archive/2026...

computers were a mistake arstechnica.com/security/202...

I just attended a meetup for people named Daniel. New York is healing.

The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

NEW AD: “Ken Paxton says I don't have his experience — and he's right. I’ve never been indicted for fraud. I’ve never been reported to the FBI for bribery. I’ve never been impeached by my own party. And I’ve never given a sweetheart deal to a pedophile.”

i'm at @atproto.nyc October Edition! #atprotonyc · 🎟️ 9i3n4itr 🎟️

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

PUT ME IN COACH I’M READY

Marjorie Taylor Greene comes out with a statement opposing the raid on Ilhan Omar before Chuck Schumer, the leader of the Democratic Party

www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...

this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"

we did this. by foisting pivot-to-video on everyone. then mobile-first. then crypto. then "metaverse", and finally ai bullshit that didn't work at the time it was rolled out to the masses.

Once you notice this, it's the most obvious double standard in the political press. Democrats have to answer for the smallest voice even if it has no actual tie to them, but Republicans never have to answer for the insanely racist billionaire donor driving their entire party.

“I have to miss the first week of college football because I’m vacationing in Scotland, but that’s fine surely nothing will happen during the cupcake games…”

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Siskos

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

Came across a dev saying they couldn’t do their job without LLMs now just like they wouldn’t have been able to do their job without being able to copy and paste from Stack Overflow 5 years ago

It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.

hey weirdo why didn’t you reply to me telling you to fuck off? and why haven’t you fucked off and/or ate shit?

You can just decide to post bad all day if you want. It's not a big deal. Nobody is looking at this website but us.

We love checking our email and seeing that the silly .sexy tld you bought 10 years ago had its renewal price hiked to $2,500+ per year. OH WELL BACK TO DOTCOM.