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We are not a divided country. We are a country being divided, on purpose, by people who make money off the fight. Once you see the business model you cannot unsee it.

syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

Reminder to people who are outraged over a Muslim mayor in New York:

not to be confused with quesadilla

My steamed bao bun appetizer accurately describe what is inside of them.

“The Knight of the Flowers” by French artist Georges-Antoine Rochegrosse

Big oil knew about climate change before we did, they just didn’t do anything about it.

Kris and Berdly gaming #deltarune

My TikTok video with 500 likes got reposted to instagram without credit for 85k likes. worst part is that the artist behind the audio I made the video with, thanked the reposter for using the audio #thanksfornothing

Charlie in hell watching as teenagers edit his face into memes:

Why my cat giving me the side eye?

Proof I go outside

Beware of practicing your righteousness before others in order to be seen by them, for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven. So whenever you give alms, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites

Let’s take some time to reflect upon how in the bible, saint Peter asked Jesus if he would betray him

TikTok is absolutely filled to the brim with scoundrels

If next week is Good Friday then is today a bad Friday?

check your media like you check your labels at the grocery store!

I have no house and I must sleep

You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. Deuteronomy 10:19 The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. Leviticus 19:34

A rabbi, a pastor, and an imam walk into a room, they have a peaceful discussion about religion and how it has effected thier lives. Joke over.

If awesome is good and awe is better then why awful is bad?

Canada, if we have to take desparate measures then so be it. Canada owns one of the most visited websites in the entire internet. If America keeps doing this then we must make pornhub a per month subscription service.

Is this what we signed up for when we heard about bluesky for the first time?

He truly does have the physique of captain america

God hates microsoft

We live in a world where liberals are acting as the apostles and conservatives are acting like the romans.

Did you know that captcha has invented a new anti MAGA test? You have the locate the most unappealing depiction of trump.

How Donald trump feels right now after convincing America that he is an innocent man:

Slavery is legal In America and most of the slaves are black or Hispanic. We live in a world where the emancipation proclamation is seen as a suggestion.

My reaction to seeing *those* text messages

My cat can beat your cat

Be a good Christian and pirate windows 11

Just watched the passion of the Christ, a pretty good horror flick.

do people even know what dei is?

Since Trump is only hiring new federal employees if they support MAGA, does that make them MAGA DEI?

Sometimes I forget that I exist and that I can breathe and eat when I want to.

I don’t know much about you, but if you really dislike dark matter, then maybe you shouldn’t be commenting on all of his posts

I don't feel hatred for Trump & Musk. I try not to hate anyone. It's far more visceral & involuntary than hate. They disgust me. Vile. Perhaps related to hate, but I find everything about their character to be putrid. They're like fungal parasites that invade the motor function of their supporters.

The amount of stupidity that you would have to have in order to enjoy this meme is insurmountable. in order for you to agree with this meme you have to be of the opinion that when you’re in an argument, the only time that you can make arguments is when they apply to yourself.

in order to kill a Victorian child you wouldn’t have to bring TikTok, or Doritos, or McDonald’s Sprite, you just have to wait a couple hours and the Kid's gonna die on his own.

How quick would it take for a Greek warrior to start spasming and trembling after hearing "Sigma boy"?

I can understand the amount of anger Jesus must’ve had when he went into a holy temple, and he saw not priests or rabbis or scholars, but he saw merchants and scammers. It’s time to start flipping tables.

for the love of Joseph Smith and the entire group of Mormon prophets please do not push scrolling videos onto this app. Too many apps are becoming like TikTok and we already have one of those.

Suffering isn't good. Not for anyone.

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Just a friendly reminder to charge whatever device you have on you.