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#SeaKraken after all those teases the new jersey better be fire The real question, tho, will Joey being getting a 4rth helmet?

Woke up, saw about Heated Rivalry's theatrical run now also being in US theaters and impulse bought tickets. Now I need people to go with!

@fandango.com I bought one ticket from you and keep and having to unsubscribe from mailing list after mailing list. Stop spamming or me or I will both filter you and also site block you so I don't make the mistake of buying from you again. You do not get to blast me with advertisements

#SeaKraken getting a point last night was great. A win would have been amazing, but how they performed against Tampa shows how much stronger they are this year. Really enjoying how the squids are playing

Ville's first goal puck! Amazing first goal, too #seakraken

I am not EVER going to go to your website to unsubscribe. I am going to mark you as spam.

Hope he has a good recovery #seakraken

Connor Hellebuyck has forfeited $383,589 (and counting) since the Jets started their season without him. hellebucks.com/share?t=1791...

You are kidding me, Chandler Stephenson...and with that the center moves into sole possession of 10th most points in #SeaKraken franchise history (also: goalie assist)

This idea from the NHL is causing such intense cringe in every Heater Rivalry fan space I am in, every hockey space I am in... honestly, we should be able to do a class action lawsuit over how painfully cringe this fucking is

www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/... Hey, can we NOT do this lean into booktok thing? I say this as someone who loves HR, hockey romance and also very much enjoys content of my guys. But like, boundaries are important.

Some kind of Shining at least #seakraken

I clicked on a youtube video claiming to be a tutorial and... it wanted me to use a QR code to download something where I'd have a custom AI my questions on the topic and could use that as a guide. I should be able to fucking sue that guy for emotional damage

soooooon

Of course Macklemore is going to do Macklemore things. WTF did they expect?

Musk targets trans people for many reasons. Because he thinks it works. Because he thinks it enrages Republicans and depresses everyone else. Because he wants to torture his own child. Because he wants the message to be that the only safe political move is to join in the torture of his own child.

Body: The autumn approaches. Consume carbs. Make soup. Me: It was 94 degrees today. Body: Nestle in the bed beneath a mountain of blankets. Me: I was sweating so much I had to change my bra. Body: You crave cozy. Become one with the cozy. Me: I'm going to go sleep face-up in the pool.

I really need people to stop recommending Sapphic Singles events to me. There are two problems with that suggestion (I am bisexual, but also only very rarely am attracted to women. It definitely happens, it doesn't feel right to go to one when chances I'd be interested in anyone are extremely slim)

One last gasp of summer, strawberry matcha vegan ice cream

We want to express our thanks to the @ThornsFC.com staff and Providence Park security for swiftly handling the transphobic incident today. We won't tolerate hate in our house, and it's good to know that they are with us. It was handled quickly and professionally. #BAONPDX 1/2

I am a Diet Coke fiend, but it's happened twice recently that I've wanted to grab one while out on a walk, but them saw the price and just walked out of the store. I walked five miles yesterday, and towards the end wanted a bit of caffeine, but not that badly

I think it's amazingly kind of Mr Beast to have pretended to co-author a book just to give so many other content creators something to feast on

Spooky season and I #amwriting spooky things, so I went to my local goth cafe. Decor is a bit cheesy, but they are trying

www.nytimes.com/athletic/756... Is it going to go missing every time Mark Walter has a new financial scandal? This was fun the first time, now it's just dumb #pwhl

Fuck yes! Now I need to start budgeting to buy my first jersey #seakraken

Time to play 'is that price insane or is my brain still not adjusted to current inflation?'

Oh hey, I'm in one of these pictures

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oNg...

so I guess the sequence of events is: —complain about trans women in the WNBA —turns out there are no trans women in the WNBA —have a guy say "I'm a woman lmaoooooo 😉😜🤣 let me in the WNBA" —WNBA says "no, that's not how that works" —turn to camera and say "but you see this proves my point actually"

The new @tkingfisher.com Daggerbound book feels like it was written for/at academia, especially academia bsky 😂

Fuck this week. Rest in power to both our queens. 🖤

And now Tim Curry? fucking hell

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Dolly? Oh, god, no She was such a light

I need to block reddit and youtube for like a week to detox. I used to go somewhere without internet or cell service for a week each year, and I haven't done that in a while

I'm fucking tired of this shit. Theoretically, the Looming Possible Disaster should start to resolve but... I'm not seeing any equipment over there yet.