shauna

shauna

@goldengateblond.bsky.social

crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.

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this guy was one of the dopes who thought They Really Had Something There with the fake talarico story and this tweet will live in meme’dom like a dril tweet forever

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The Golden State Valkyries have suggestions for how their fans should deal with a 9:30 a.m. Pacific start for a potential title-clincher in Game 6. Veronica Burton: "Call in sick. I recommend it." Kiah Stokes: "C'mon, y’all know how to fake a cough."

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Someone want to tell Bobby where algebra comes from?

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

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Um, I just got knocked out of first place, please help! Votes count double for the next hour photography.maxim.com/t/KG7AWP5T

photography.maxim.comMike Denison @ MAXIM PhotographyMike Denison @ MAXIM Photography
Rap Bastardz-o-ween®@rapbastardz.bsky.social

Did you vote for Mike Denison today?? Unlike our political elections, you get 2 votes per day & you can vote every day 'til the end. You can also vote from different devices, so phone and laptop for instance are different. All is free, but if you're a real baller, you can BUY VOTES more like Elon.

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If you don't mind some bragging, my sister, a bespoke jeweler, created a custom piece for Drake, who wore it during his birthday shindig(s) this weekend. If it catches your eye, you can check our more of her work here: anomalyrelic.com (Follower of Bobby Silverman discounts are available. DM me)

i’ve seen a LOT of horrific injuries in my many years of watching sports, but i’ve never seen anything like what happened to jalen. like i was watching the replay and expected it to be bad but i literally gasped and covered my mouth. he won’t be back this season.

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.

that food you can’t afford? you don’t need it anyway, fatty. and the gas you can’t afford? walk that fat ass to work! wait why aren’t you voting for us

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Kevin Hassett: "The affordability crisis is a myth"

“This is comical. This is insulting. This is a preposterous mishandling of your product at the worst imaginable time … League owners might want to tear up Engelbert’s resignation letter, just so they can fire her instead.” (gift link)

nytimes.comThe WNBA Finals starting at 12:30 p.m. is an embarrassment, when the league should be celebrating (Gift Article)Comical. Insulting. And a preposterous mishandling of the WNBA product at the worst imaginable time.

it literally does?

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

Rally speaker: "Mike Rogers is an American. Abdul has a birth certificate. The birth certificate says he's a citizen of America. You know what? a birth certificate doesn't make you an American."

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BREAKING: BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia's strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

chat is it bad when you’re spending the last days of your campaign denying you’re exploiting your opponent’s childhood rape for votes

David DeWitt@daviddewitt.bsky.social

Ohio candidate for governor Republican Vivek Ramaswamy is attempting to reframe his controversial ad featuring Democratic opponent Amy Acton’s estranged mother as protestors have started gathering at his events. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/25/r...

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Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

Rafa Sales Ross@rafiews.com

We are watching a coup d’état attempt unfold in real time in Brazil. I’m consumed by desperation.

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BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

every time the 49ers have won a game this season it's like someone with a voodoo doll in a niners jersey stabs a few more pins in it like "let's see how you do with an injury list longer than most rosters, fuckers"

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every time the 49ers have won a game this season it's like someone with a voodoo doll in a niners jersey stabs a few more pins in it like "let's see how you do with an injury list longer than most rosters, fuckers"

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If you told me this was literally a Dril tweet I would completely believe you.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

this guy was one of the dopes who thought They Really Had Something There with the fake talarico story and this tweet will live in meme’dom like a dril tweet forever

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If still debating whether Donald Trump or Elon Musk willfully crippled Ukraine's missile defense, helping to slay innocent civilians, you are a rube. If the U.S. President had no role, then an oligarch governs national security. If not, the U.S. President serves Russia. Both answers are mortifying.

someone doing what they’ve already done before? why that’s MADNESS

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6-- BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy BASH: This is a president who has a history

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GOP does nothing but gin up culture wars. Meanwhile: — GOP slashed SNAP benefits to 5+ million Americans, forcing them to turn to food banks. — Trump's tariffs and war spurred inflation, making it more expensive to eat at The Cheesecake Factory. Prices are now ~13% higher than when he took office.

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Musk said he restricted Starlink in Ukraine- causing fast moving drones to lose connectivity - and that he had every right to do so because of some terms of service or contract that he didn't show us. (He didn't address suddenly doing this with no warning to Kyiv.) www.cnbc.com/2026/10/24/u...

cnbc.comAfter SpaceX restores high-speed service, Musk claims Ukraine violated Starlink agreementUkraine says restrictions on Starlink and Starshield have been lifted, restoring connectivity to fast-moving military systems after disruptions.

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let me get this right, Tesla wants to put a reverse Oceangate sub disaster next to a select group of the richest idiots and Elon Musk stans alive... and you're booing?

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com

Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks