Daniel J. Willis

nefarious forces are exploiting pat mcafee's only weakness: lots of normal people seeing how he acts and what he is like

Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado

I mean, to be fair every region of the world is made up of countries whose names he couldn't even pronounce, he's kinda dumb.

I'd think about what I've kinda wanted to do but never did because it's out of character or it never seemed like the right time and I'd do that. Not necessarily as a bucket list thing, but because when I'm going through a rough patch it's nice to have a recent adventure, even if it was a disaster.

If you knew you were going to be going through a physically and mentally difficult stretch in your life but at this point you feel fine, what would you do with your time?

In… his thigh?

…Bebop and Rocksteady?

the best way to understand what's wrong with capitalism is to read the headlines in the Wall Street Journal

Here's the Halloween Song of the Day, and also a reminder that you can combine any two words to make a new word and nobody can stop you.

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Somehow, about six years after @edsource.org introduced news briefs, I wrote my first one. Sorry to my coworkers who have to do several per week!

Aww, he seemed like a really good dude. He had a really good run.

cool, cool

Seriously, are there no colleges in Atlanta? Is the arena in Cleveland being renovated that day? How is that the best solution?

If I don't include a Misfits song as Halloween Song of the Day at least once I'll be run out of here in disgrace so here you go.

What in the world was that “I’m afraid to show my face” political ad?!

Falcons had to go silent count on that third down.

Happy National Tight Ends Day to all who celebrate.

Jon Husted played for a Division III school.

If you told me this was literally a Dril tweet I would completely believe you.

Nobody considers Cheesecake Factory to be high-class dining, let alone 999 out of every 1,000 Americans. People like it, yeah, but “the plebes think it’s classy” is more elitist than Obama’s joke.

Me after watching Nightmare on Elm Street: “I can’t believe they didn’t spend an additional hour and a half on the sleeping sickness epidemic of 1916.”

I’m going to need a proxy in Chicago to place bids for me. Please note I don’t have any money so you’ll also have to pay whatever you bid, but still send me the Servo/Crow/both that you bought.

The Halloween Song of the Day is more Halloween in vibe than lyrics but it counts. Also, if you don't like punk, metal, or hip hop (you monster) you can still enjoy holiday music!

Oh good, the birds that can hold a grudge also process visual information significantly faster than us.

Wait, what? Really? Isn’t it usually around Thanksgiving? Not that I’m arguing.

His next post is gonna be, "Either that wallpaper goes or I do. Now is not the time for making new enemies. Et tu, Stephen Miller?"

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Today's Halloween Song of the Day is from 2002 Eurovision winner (seriously) Lordi, horror metal icons and Gwar's next Pokemon evolution.

It’s enraging that Ilhan Omar is being put through this, but she deserves so much credit for punching back. She’s doing her best to make it COST Trump and co for their persecution and lies. “Pedophile protection party,” hell yes. Calling out DOJ corruption, same. If they want a fight, hit ‘em hard.

Brent Crude would be a great drag king name.

What if—hear me out here—they elect a Speaker who’s been tough from the minority rather than banking on a pushover suddenly turning over a new leaf?

Well that’s pretty flagrant.

Yeah but nothing is perfect.