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This is ultimately what is being demanded of us, to become willing martyrs in perpetuation of Neoliberalism and Imperialism, and told we're ungrateful if we don't walk willingly into the gas chambers.

Centrists be like: Minorities who want to live and people who want to murder minorities need to come together and realize they’re both being unreasonable extremists who are turning off the average American who is fine with minorities living as long as he doesn’t have to think about or see them

It's weird that the GOP has basically decided that our leaders should be decided by a push up contest despite most of their most outspoken mouthpieces being shaped like broken mops or garbage bags full of shredded phone books.

I think this would be a fair assumption to make.

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Thank you, uh, Bill Kristol.

Ed Sheeran the coward: We must defer to the oligarchs, simply no choice. It's out of my hands. Zach Bryan the hero: Naw, you can just say fuck it and fuck them.

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

BREAKING: Israel snatched an American teen from his West Bank home in the middle of the night — just days before his birthday and during his critical national exams. He's now been held for 3 months, with no charges. Netanyahu just came to the US for the *eighth* time since Trump took office.

The CEO of Starbucks makes 1,700 times what the baristas make. He commutes by private jet. In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract. I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.

In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo. In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.

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These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.

What I've found is there's an unsettling amount of cis straight men who do not see women as people. And they certainly don't actually like women. They just like what they can get out of them. Sex, kids, domestic labor, etc. I'm SO glad I'm not straight and I don't attract those types of men.

The party that fears furry pilots, trans kids, and married women with new last names just threw a state dinner for the country shipping drone parts to Iran and invited Putin to Miami. Their courage is extremely selective.

It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

American politics is like if you're trapped in a room slowly filling with blood but the person next to you is screaming about how the world would end if every bug was a banana

people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you

Like I’ve said: I am well aware it’s possible we undercounted here zeteo.com/p/19-ways-tr...

You all should be ashamed of yourselves! You’re setting back women’s equality by 100 years by suggesting it’s weird for a professional woman to write love letters to her boss or run behind his golf cart or get saved from the decoy plane over the secretary of state. Typical lib hypocrites!

Once you get used to it, discomfort* rocks. You can feel your brain making new connections! *-the actual discomfort of trying new stuff you won’t always like, not the forced discomfort of making yourself be around people who feel a false power in making you feel like shit

Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/

"Ultimately, the gadflies don’t seem to actually understand how being a transgender athlete works. The idea that cisgender men like Enes and Royce would voluntarily undergo chemical castration to try to join the WNBA and make a minuscule rookie salary is farcical on its face."

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

So, Trump wants to make the MMR vaccine into three vaccines? Let’s see, three separate trips to the pediatrician, three copays, more missed work, and more missed appointments, leaving kids not fully protected from measles, mumps and rubella. None of it supported by scientific evidence.

If we are ever gonna improve society we have to fucking break the scum mindset that it’s acceptable to treat unhoused people as sub human because it makes people feel better about their shitty lives and lets them believe they aren’t a few big expenses or bad experiences away from their situation.

media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment

all of contemporary transphobia feels so manufactured and fake and it's hard to explain how and why to people who haven't felt it happen at them but like people used to not like Really Care; there were shitty people but like no one built their life around being transphobic

Their model: 1) Racism is largely individual not systemic. 2) Racism only exists if it’s egregious. 3) Racism is only egregious if it’s outlandish/one explicitly states their intent to be racist. 4) Even then, it’s probably just words that won’t extend to action, and they didn’t *really* mean it.

Colorado GOP: Sure, our candidate for governor says he murdered a man when he was 7, does exorcisms over the phone, says he has called in airstrikes in Syria, refuses to say how many people he has personally killed, and made up his own style of Christian kung fu but those democrats are CRAZY.

The Brazil 7-1 thing was terrible but they're not as much of a soccer nation as we are. This is worse

Win, lose, draw, or forfeit, you can always count on the El Tri players and fans to never stop bitching about every fucking call.

Having social media access made growing up gay 1 million times easier (I don’t think I would even know I was gay as a teen if it weren’t for social media), but it also made growing up progressive and informed possible. Social media was where I learned about abortion rights, for starters

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Trump hates this country.He shit talks on it every time he speaks.He was the only president to ever denigrate his own nation on foreign soil.Maga hates everything about the U.S., the values upon which it was founded and the guarantees of the constitution. That’s why they are trying to burn it down.

Iran players were forced to leave the US for Mexico.straight after their game, even though all of their games are played on US soil. The way FIFA have allowed their members to be treated shows them up for the spineless, corrupt, incompetent pathetic article that they are.🤬

THIS

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.