Dori Smith

Dori Smith

@dori.com

No longer who I was and still trying to figure out who I will be. Open to suggestions on who and what to be next. Hair color and pronouns subject to change without notice. Tell me something you're passionate about.

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Lots of people are griping loudly about certain features being announced at #WWDC. Have they considered, maybe, just not using the features they don't like/want?

Sunday evening: the Tony Awards Monday morning: the WWDC keynote Dori versions 3 and 4 are arguing over which to be more excited about.

I'm still working on the drinking game. If you have any ideas, please pass them on! Even after last years debacle, my favorite rule is still "Chug every time you see someone masc-presenting who's dressed on theme." Most years, that results in zero drinks.

I recognize almost nobody at the #MetGala. Not that I'm a huge celebrity watcher, but I think they've included a lot of the C and D list after the A and B list declined.

In honor of the recent arrival of this year's Doc Martens boots (on the right, rows 2 and 3), I figured it was time for a new family portrait. Yes, I may have a problem.

I would stand up if my back wasn't being annoying at the moment.

ClutchScience (Jen Phillips)@clutchscience.bsky.social

Q: how much is acetaminophen vs. better diagnosis? RFK Jr jumps in to answer, says it's a 'canard' that has been completely debunked, it's just common sense because you(he) don't see autism in people older than 50! (autistic people over 50, stand up!)

Is the #iPhoneAir instead of or in addition to the #iPhonePro? I want to know what I'll be carrying for the next year. #AppleEvent

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So where's the best place to chat during the #wwdc keynote? Bluesky, Mastodon, or ? Or do you have a private Slack, Discord, or Signal? Invites, please!

Sunday evening: the Tony Awards Monday morning: the WWDC keynote Dori versions 3 and 4 are arguing over which to be more excited about.

There was software before Bill Atkinson, and there was software after Bill Atkinson. The fact that the latter is nothing like the former is in large part due to his genius. Apple, please consider renaming the Apple Design Awards after Bill. It would be a fitting and timely honor.

I popped by my local three Michelin star restaurant this morning to pick up a half-dozen bagels and some spreads. How's your day going?

You know you're a long-time Mac laptop user when you automatically initially orient your Macbook to have the apple facing towards you.

It's a good thing I'm not following my usual Met Gala drinking rules. "Chug everytime you see a masc-presenting guest dress on-theme" would have me trashed already, and we're only 30 minutes in.

In years past, I've judged each outfit on my "send to the guillotine/send to an art gallery" scale. So far, there are far fewer of the former than there have been in previous years.

My life would be easier if stage manager notation could be written in Unicode. OTOH, I understand completely that I may well be the only person on Earth who wants this.

TIL: I am apparently incapable of making a small charcuterie plate. One visit to the fancy grocery store has turned into two large platters. So far.

Two salames + prosciutto. Mozzarella + cheddar + a sheep milk cheese the woman at the cheese counter recommended. Green & black olives. Grapes and blackberries. Almonds and pistachios. Seven types of crackers. And so on.

I offered to set up and run a Keynote preso for someone this week. Today, it sunk in that it's been more than a decade since I last touched Keynote… and back then, I just relied on being married to a Subject Matter Expert. I always miss you, Tom @negrino.bsky.social, but particularly so this week.

We're at that time of the year again where I'll be in SF this week, with afternoons and evenings free. Want to get together? Drop me a line. I'd love to see you!

So long as I'm complimenting my congressional rep, here's his game plan. Hold yours to the same standard!

Rep. Jared Huffman@realjaredhuffman.bsky.social

Folks: I understand your fear and exasperation and why so many of you are demanding that Democrats "DO SOMETHING" to stop Trump. I want you to know this Democrat is doing everything he can of to meet this moment and make a difference. If you have better ideas, I'm all ears.

I see a lot of people — understandably! — complain about how their elected officials aren't coming out swinging. And then there's my congressman:

Rep. Jared Huffman@realjaredhuffman.bsky.social

Here's how stupid Trump thinks we are: he just dumped a bunch of valuable water from 2 federal flood control dams, wasting it into the Tulare Lake bed where it evaporates. None goes to LA, but he claims he's saving LA. Pissing on us and telling us it's raining.