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Perfect. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

"I just brought home my first dog! This shy little pound pup turned out to be a big goofball once I brought her home."

Ukraine losing access to Starshield raises serious concerns for our national security—like who controls critical capabilities the U.S. government has spent billions to procure & how decisions to restrict them are made. I'm demanding answers from the Department of Defense & SpaceX

Absolutely. 👇

Russia was never a hoax

"My little girl who is 15 years old wanted to go to the park today, she's a bit too old so I carried her down there, when we got there this is how she sat enjoying the sunshine. Love her to bits!"

We are sensing a pattern

Fair Q

Hey Ambassador Huckabee A) Who attacked her? B) What country are they from? C) What army supports them? D) And with whose tax dollars? A: Israeli Terrorists B: Israel C: The IDF D: ours 🇺🇸 You’re welcome

They both did it.

RepubliKKKan Hypocrites.......

The most corrupt and unethical president in US history by far.

They’really trying to lie their way through it 🤥

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My oldest daughter, who is also an attorney, has said these things to me as well. When your life is built around the law, all of these blatant criminal acts must be even more frustrating.

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🔥 @katiephang.bsky.social (With Deniro behind her): “I’m suing A.G. Todd Blanche — Trump’s cosplaying personal lawyer — for the unredacted Epstein files… as an independent journo 🗣️ I don’t have a corporate oligarch telling me what to say… Trump has been violating federal law every day.”

come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states

Missourians with drug offenses eligible for expungement could see their records sealed next year. Eligible misdemeanors will be expunged after one year since the final disposition of the offense.

“Since taking up his post in April 2025, Huckabee aide David Milstein, 36, has repeatedly suppressed or significantly revised embassy reporting on Israeli activities to present Netanyahu in a favorable light.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/w...

Kimberly Guilfoyle begged a donor to send her $100,000 without leaving a trace as part of her pay-to-play grift—in the midst of her confirmation process last year to become U.S. ambassador to Greece. trib.al/yDDFS5l

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The 2016 election that put Donald Trump in the White House the first time was defined in many ways by the role of America’s longtime adversary, Russia. As the 2026 midterms approach, experts warn that Russia could interfere in US elections once again.

There are GOP politicians who are not pedophiles or personally massively corrupt, but all of them are in submissive thrall to a president who *is* a corrupt pedophile, and who has, by virtue of his position, made the party into his own image. It now protects and valorizes immorality and corruption.

THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST DROPS AT MIDNIGHT -Trump's latest bribe: 'the check is in the mail.' No Natalie Harp jokes please -Paxton BEGS the wife divorcing him on biblical grounds to do an ad for him And as an alum: my shame and rage over Jane Doe's nightmare at Cornell New pod at midnight

New: Weeks after McClatchy gutted local newsrooms across the country, staffers told Status leadership has gone silent about the future Meanwhile, days after the layoffs, the company touted new execs and hires for its controversial AI innovation lab www.status.news/p/mcclatchy-...

You really can’t make this shit up.

Eric Schmitt's Jack Smith witch hunt backfires, but at least his MAGA podcast dudes have his back

Samuel Alito has recused himself from a Supreme Court climate case, after ethics watchdogs uncovered his fossil fuel stockholdings. Instead of relying on the justices to occasionally do the right thing, we need Congress to enact real SCOTUS reform.

"The real source (of the closure) is a funding model that has asked more of FHSU than it asks of its peers, and a set of legislative decisions that made $2.4 million in cuts, with more likely on the way," said Fort Hays State University President Tisa Mason. (@kmuw.bsky.social)

''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.''

A St. Louis scientist has spent her career studying sound and is now speaking out about the noise pollution that data centers could bring to the region. (@stlpublicradio.bsky.social)

I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm-bomb

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Trumped-up state media.

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

THIS 👇 HERE.......

How about just no Flock at all!

Dudes been prez for last two years.

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A measles case in eastern Jackson County shut down the health department Monday as officials work to limit the spread and find people who may have been exposed.

Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly

🚨NEW: They locked migrants in tiny metal cages and called them “calming areas.” Now a federal watchdog is exposing what happened inside “Alligator Alcatraz.”

Yuuuuup…