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Me at work after forgetting how to code after my holiday:

Last night on holiday @thats-sew-glenn.bsky.social

I love how people now apparently think it's totally cool to make an AI clone of you without your consent. This is the subject line of an email I got, and they put up an unlisted YouTube video with me, cloned, to me show how great it is.

The number of connection address and protocol combinations keeps growing, and every browser behaves differently. With Happy Eyeballs v3 browsers will fall back to a working option faster and more safely. This session will show what its performance impact looks like. Max Inden at perfnow.nl

Why does the headline read like PHP is a drug

Sometimes custom solutions that we build highlight deeper challenges with performance and usability, and reveal an opportunity to grow the web’s native capabilities. How doe you move from patterns that work on one website to features that are built into our browsers? @scottjehl.com at perfnow.nl

Small changes can mean death by a thousand cuts for your performance. This talk is about what Risko learned about regressions, where the numbers lied, unrealistic throttling, and why "LCP doubled" isn't always bad news. You'll leave with a tester's view of web performance. Risko Ruus at perfnow.nl

No AI was used in these 80s style crop top photo.

What if we could provide websites that have the ability to do their thing while being offline? In this talk, I’ll show you how I’ve harnessed the native web APIs to implement offline capabilities while minimizing the amount of Javascript to execute in the browser. Aleth Gueguen at perfnow.nl

On visionquest I think E.D.I.T.H is going to be the villain. An ai that wants adventure, as well as an ai who was designed for Peter Parker whose entire existence has been wiped, just screams rogue ai to me.

Designers see performance as a constraint, or as a checklist item: “don’t forget the spinner.” What if we saw it as a design opportunity instead? This talk explores what developers should expect from their designers and how to ask for it. @stephaniewalter.bsky.social at perfnow.nl

Mobile Core Web Vitals are being built with real user data, and are tied to both business impact and a specific fix. But a lot doesn't transfer from the web: LC assumes a page load, CLS a document. This talk shares the first public look at Mobile CWV. @cliffcrocker.bsky.social at perfnow.nl

First drink of the holiday.

Back playing Ghost of Yotei for the DLC.

Finally Opened up the Arduino starter kit I must have got like 2 years ago 😅

Watching American horror story 13, second episode. Calling it now the really old guy is the fallen angel, the original Apocalypse being stopped kept him alive. And the new guy is the replacement devil.

@storyhb.com hey :) i’m a staff performance engineer at Framer. i have a quick q about automatic image preloading in React 19. (hopefully you’re the right person as you merged github.com/react/react/... – if not, sorry, just lmk who’s the best person to ask this at 🙏)

It is four years today since Liz Truss launched the budget that sent the financial markets into meltdown. Who could have guessed that someone who couldn't find their way out of a room might not be the best person to put in charge of a major economy?

On Wednesday I did my first public tech talk in front of people in Newcastle, on web performance. Something I have been inspired to do for a long time from speakers I worked with and know, but seemed impossible with my anxiety.

don't be nice.

The Front-End Community is Still Alive and Beautiful I thought about dropping an addendum into my last post to say just how overwhelmed I am, in the best possible way, by the way all of you in the... https://geoffgraham.me/the-front-end-community-is-still-alive-and-beautiful/

📝 Why CSS-Tricks Has Been Quiet Lately (cc: @digitalocean.com @css-tricks.bsky.social ) geoffgraham.me/why-css-tric...

don't mind me, just hand coding like a delusional liar

"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"

I feel like he uses the "the police said I can't for security" excuse weekly now.

Three senior Reform figures were involved in those Channel 4 revelations we saw last night. Two have been kicked out. The third is Nigel Farage. Farage should be suspended while this matter is investigated. He has very serious questions to answer.

Huge milestone for Cloudflare RUM (aka Web Analytics) today! @nicj.net completed his first major update: support for the Soft Navigations API 🎉 🎉 🎉 see: developers.cloudflare.com/changelog/po... Hat-tip to @tunetheweb.com, @mmocny.com and @yoav.ws for their work and support on the API 🧡

The polling company JL Partners featured in tonights Channel 4 News Exposé on Reform is the same one used by Sex Matters and LGB Alliance . JLP are linked to American Christian investors that hope to shape UK policy.

We have a corrupt, dishonest, foreign paid collaborator as a MP in Clacton. To think this man has access to the highest levels of politics in our country is shocking. We need to see the Russia report published. What else is Reform and thier leader doing to undermine our democracy?

Somewhere Jenrick is preparing his leadership speech, on how he can destroy the party faster than Kemi can destroy hers.

I can't remember a clearer smoking gun than that Channel 4 News footage. Nigel Farage and his senior aides all filmed discussing apparent plans to break the law by funnelling foreign money into British politics, plans which at least partly went ahead. A criminal investigation surely must follow

I so need to see this film 😅

The 3 LGTMs are in! CSS random() officially coming to Chrome 155 (due early October)! 🎉

Reading a Performance Timeline by @nucliweb.net. This would be great for people who still have issues with Performance Timeline in Chrome. I love the form of this site. perf.reviews/profile-guide

BREAKING! Nigel Farage returns to normality by refusing to turn up in Clacton.

Really....

Bramus is working on new ways to make view transitions easier to handle in an MPA scenario. This is in its very early stages, but look at this funky CSS. He's looking for feedback, too! https://www.bram.us/2026...

Literally underwater and they want it to be more humid. 😭

Determined our media class read Facebook comments / twitter posts and think it the real world.

Amazing resource for anyone trying to understand performance profiles 👏🏻

Birthday and Newcastle pride.

Newcastle pride

Happy 17th Birthday CSS Flexible Box Layout! On July 23, 2009, W3C issued the first proposal of the CSS Flexible box layout (Flexbox) specification. Flexbox introduces a new way of creating web layouts. #WebDesignHistory

reasons for having your own website in 2026 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 bellkiosk.website/blog/reasons...