DustinVG

DustinVG

@dustinvg.com

Game developer and niche Sega hardware enthusiast. No AI used in any projects.

386 followers458 following1.6K posts

Fuuuuuuuck I did the thing people are incredibly vocal about being against and now people aren't buying my game fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com

I can't believe he's still at it, it's been days

People, I am so fucking tired of and angry at the very concept of advertising that it's approaching unfathomable. Websites have ads. OSes have ads. Our TVs spy on us to better serve ads. Cable networks have ads. They put ads on the side of the road. THEY PUT ADS IN A GODDAMN CHINESE COOKIE

Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social

For fuck’s sake

DustinVG reposted

The things Jazz had a passion for was wide and varied, and it was great seeing him put his talents towards it all. This doesn't even cover half of the things he loved. Happy Birthday, Jazz. Everything I post and share is sorely missing your kind and funny commentary.

Oh man, I'm glad I woke up from that coma I've been in for the past 20 years. I can't wait to see what all of my favorite game companies are doing these days!

"Leftists are gonna forcibly transition your kids" reminds me of how all those drug PSAs were adamant that people would walk up to you on the street and offer you free cocaine

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Skull Kids will become aggressive towards Link and start attacking him

It's okay because all of Sony's games are purely metaphorical now too

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social

PlayStation founder Ken Kutaragi says discs became "metaphor for 'owning' games", and that upset at their discontinuation is a "mentality issue" www.eurogamer.net/ken-kutaragi...

There are a lot of established Mario enemies in #akdx, but sometimes I kinda just make one up. #gamedev #fangame

The biggest flaw with vehicles since I was a kid was that they could not feel pain; they could not suffer. Finally this will be corrected.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

sentient

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Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

In the Nintendo Switch Online version of Mario Party 3, Daisy's happy winning expression was changed to a more serene or confident one. This is the only expression that was changed. It is unknown if this is a glitch or if the developers believed it to better express her personality.

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driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

It's immensely funny to me that Disney keeps messing up the actual Star Wars movies, but then a racing game comes out and I hear everyone say it's narrative brilliance

Characters fans are most excited to see in the new Ocarina of Time remake: * Attractive minimum wage employee * T̵̼̬̖͇͔̋̽̒̿̌́h̵̛͖̘͚͚̺̳̄̆̈́́͠ę̷̨̗̣́̽̎̏̅̈́ͅ ̴̹͓̟͔̓̉͐̽F̴̘̽̋̈́͘ͅỏ̵̦̫͘r̵͓̜̯̬̆̋̌s̴̨͉̮͖̀ą̴̪̊k̶̦̮̭͐e̸̥̣̲͚̳̤͑̇͋̑͘͝ń̵̜̤̱̠̘ ̶̢̭̬͚͕̓͗̿̒̕͝O̶̧͕͎͝n̵̨͇̘̳̄e̷̯̓̀

"ughghhhhh I don't wanna move sites again" Unless these causes are departed from, these shadows will not change