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Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

we got too nice about this shit. enough. no more being horrified. time to be horrifying

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.

You should know what is happening to those immigrants being shipped back, since it's being done in our name. crooksandliars.substack.com/p/death-by-d...

ICE has killed another person, this time by depriving him of life-sustaining medication for a known medical condition. Jesus Manuel Arenas-Silva was detained on Thursday. He was dead by Monday. Per @detentionwatchnetwork.org:

::reads the Declaration of Independence:: Wow this shit goes hard. I want to live in that country.

Kamp Krusty but it’s run by the president.

Frederick Douglass gave this speech on July 5, 1852. More than 170 years later, his words still speak directly to a United States mired in the legacies of slavery and racist brutality. #july4th

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

BREAKING: The Soggy Bottom Boys have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking". (Info in alt text.)

My actual parents

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

From the Depths - William Balfour Ker. Circa 1906. www.loc.gov/resource/cph...

Been ruminating on the pieces of art and specific parts that have helped to make me the American I am. Sharing a starting point with this storyline from the final episode of M*A*S*H*