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Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"

When that viagra finally hits

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

18 Sept

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social

Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb

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Mr. Joshua

@pantspants.bsky.social

17 Sept

15 Sept

“Yeah we’re going to make the raped dogs agents too!” is certainly a reply

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal? P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.

10 Sept

DREW 🔒 HAS A 🐴🐔! (I will always like Drew Lock. He’s just a fun guy.)

30 Aug

Going all in for **checks notes** Matthew Stafford? Not my first choice but respect

28 Aug

Y’all, I shit my pants

cbsnews.comFrom Dr. Oz to heart valves: A tiny device charted a contentious path through the FDAThe story of MitraClip, a device Dr. Oz helped invent to treat faulty heart valves, is a cautionary tale about the science, business and regulation of medical technology.

27 Aug

Just throwing this out here, if he has the intelligence to help develop + build this, and do open heart surgeries, he’s well aware of why those kids died. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/mit...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz: "I don't want anyone in America concerned inappropriately. We don't know exactly what happened in PAG yet. We don't know if the children died from measles or had another condition that was already attacking them and they happened to get measles at the same time. We lived this during covid."

@jamestalarico.bsky.social

26 Aug

Jarren Duran does it for Dolly with the grand slam, god I love baseball

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James Talarico

21 Aug

I wish Ken Paxton would protect puppies the way he protects pedophiles.

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

Unearthed documents just revealed Ken Paxton, as Attorney General, protected a research lab that tortured 400 puppies. Paxton was also one of the only Texas lawmakers to vote against a bill to hold animal abusers accountable.

14 Aug

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m that one time where they walked into a fishing wire in the center of the neck without seeing it

Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️@trans.bsky.social

introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m childhood conversion therapy

14 Aug

(Took like a month and some change to go away. It was summer too so I couldn’t hide it with like a scarf. I had some fun questions directed my way.)

12 Aug

We always say Scooby Doo but what if we Scooby Don’t

@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social

8 Aug

JBJ walked so Ceddanne could run

Red Sox@redsox.com

That's why his glove is golden!

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Abby Vesoulis

6 Aug

Replying to @abbyvesoulis.bsky.social

In this screenshot of an email from March 2025, Emily Moreno begged Miller for the blue bunny. (3/?)

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Harris County District Attorney

@harriscountydao.bsky.social

10 July

If you were an eyewitness or have video/ photos relevant to the 6:50 a.m. fatal shooting of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo on Tuesday, July 7, 2026, use the secure link below to upload your info. The Harris County District Attorney's Office will continue pursuing all investigative avenues in this case.

6 July

CHAOS SEASON IN FOOTBALL, CHAOS SEASON IN FUTBOL!!!!

4 July

The horny police don’t deserve their genitalia

Long Beach Watchdog@lbwatchdog.com

On Saturday, the Long Beach Police Department will crack down on public consumption of alcohol and other prohibited activities at Horny Corner during 4th of July festivities. Read more from @brandonrichardson.bsky.social on the Watchdog. lbwatchdog.com/fun-police-l...

1 July

This was the only acceptable way to eat Cheese Nips

Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

Jurassic Park 3 Cheese Nips (2001-2001): A line of baked cheese crackers shaped like dinosaurs such as Stegosaurus, T-Rex, Triceratops, Spinosaurus, and more. Released to promote the 3rd "Jurassic Park" film

@mikevorkunov.bsky.social

11 June

As a Devin Vassell and Stephon Castle truther, this is the game that validates my feelings on just being underrated gems

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Mike Vorkunov

9 June

Donald Trump was shown on the MSG jumbotron during the national anthem and booed heavily

9 June

Adam Silver glazing Trump is why both will forever get booed

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craaapp

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

He’s starting to fumble but highlights Turek’s weakness possibly

This was fun.

“I don’t like how you accurately call my boss who they exactly are, and so I’m going to burn my reputation for her even if she was getting burned regardless.”

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

Scott Pelley has been fired by new 60 Minutes executive producer Nick Bilton.

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

(Screen break)

Steve gets the Iowa bomb he’s been cooking for a bit now

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

(Screen break)

STEVE KNEW THE MASCOT YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT LOB!

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

Steve goes down with an allergy attack!!!

“They put me on singular today. This is what happens **cracks knuckles** when the votes don’t come in we start talking about our medication.” - Steve Kornacki

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

Is it election rigging if you hold your endorsement till the end to fuck with your base?

Steve taking a nice breather. Get the wind back and get mentally ready for California and LA. The mentality grows

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

Steve explaining Turek’s success right now. Anti-AIPAC is the message that gets you the red votes that they’re actively crying about

Oooo Turek not good my bad

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

And cut back from the bit, and Steve is taking a genuine blame which is nice. Good sportsmanship and they’re passing the ball better now. Steve is in the zone.

Steve getting snippy because we’re getting pushed to NJ-12 coverage. Let Steve focus on some of the smaller ones and get intel from Iowa

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

Cut back and it’s bang bang action from the news men. Steve is getting a major assist and kinda gets lost in traffic. He’s fumbling it and we’re cutting in a panic

STEVE JUST EXECUTED THE PLAY!!! THATS HIW YOU CALL AN IOWA SENATE RACE!!!

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

“Yeah that’s a minor numbers difference.”

This is a good cut to for Steve. He’s gotten the ball and he is taking it just to the rack. Absolutely good push with little breathing time. Props to the assist from the anchor. This is why Shaq should have worked on passing more

Kornacki Cam Watch: So far, he’s not that hot out the gate. He fumbled the color of the graph and the board. I’m assuming he’ll heat up but my man needs to start hitting his shots on the board

Idk who this guy feeding him numbers is but you are Smush Parker in this dynamic, and I’m going to need you to turn into Lamar Odom