Edward BFLO

Haha my dog does a better celebrity impression than I ever could

Dear @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, Respectfully requesting auto tuned @surber.bsky.social saying “Give me some heroin!” be a full time soundboard button.

Never in doubt. Go Bills.

Masterful gambit signing CJ Gardner-Johnson, sir!

Yes

Check out this absolute legend from Buffalo, NY suburb Grand Island @edsbs.bsky.social

Never in doubt. Go Bills.

Brady running 14 personnel on that 2-point conversion is a shot across McVay’s bow

The honk @prescottrossi.bsky.social puts on “Bijan” at 1:09 of the latest Goose’s Roost Sports Reporters is worth the Patreon sub all by itself.

I’m obsessed with Kane Wommack’s tiny play card

Bills

Never in doubt. Go Bills.

Bills.

Thoughts @markpoloncarz.bsky.social ??

i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it

Spurs looked good and carried play, but they got a grand total of three shots from open play inside 15 yards. And this was the best they've looked at turning possession into shots all season! Maybe it's a bit unfair that they're behind, but the real problem is they still can't create chances.

Never in doubt. Go Bills.

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this

Has Terry been doing sudokus all game??

FRANK GORE JR. FOREARM SHIVVER ME INTO NEXT WEEK

Keon Coleman, Comeback Player of the Year

All four linemen could have made a play there, unreal.

Ok @prescottrossi.bsky.social I’ll bite. $2,000 per ticket. Deal.

Respect to Detroit. Glory to the Lakes.

True story.

The full Josh Allen Experience in two consecutive plays.

Bills

BTW a Social Distortion concert is the opposite of the US Open. Nobody on their phone, nothing but ball knowers, everyone wearing black. 10/10, would go again.

the most "I can't believe this is legal" thing in football

I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.

If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

BREAKING! "Saddle Lake Cree Nation is asserting its Treaty rights and jurisdiction to provide safe refuge for those seeking and providing gender-affirming care. Any Albertan will be able to access gender-affirming care on Saddle Lake Cree Nation reserved lands and territories"

There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”

the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!

Yo @cjzero.bsky.social in both replays Fox showed of that successful Michigan State 2-point conversion, you can see the right tackle violently barf all over the d-end.

You don't want to be playing UMass in the first game of Week 1 and have multiple photos like this already on the wires

UMass' kicker just bombed a 52 yarder in, this is better than drugs

The legendary Crash in the Desert, 1984: NASA and the FAA slammed a remotely-controlled Boeing 720 into the Mojave to test a fire-preventing fuel additive. The plane touched down askew, a runway post tore into the fuselage, and spilled fuel caught fire anyway.

post something random or you’ll have an awful September

Did these sauceless motherfuckers AMEND A RESOLUTION to whine about their own voters!?? What a bunch of absolute dickheads.

"I'm sure of my talent and I'm sure of my love for life."

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