Evan Washington

(mapmaker guy who wants money to design more maps): we've almost reached artificial general territory

"they should put mister beast on twin peaks" - @it-i4n.bsky.social

guy who's upset because he loves saddam hussein's decor choices

I don't really get why chain restaurants are a matter of dispute in the national divorce? you need....cracker barrel to stay the same that badly? you need to defend the honor of...the cheesecake factory?

its called the "great man theory" of history because man, what a great theory

remember when he wasn't seen for a few days and we all convinced ourselves he was going to make an announcement like "I'm Donald Trump and I died yesterday. I fucking died"

lowkey this is how most third party voters sound to me

"crunchwrap." perfect name. the "cellar door" of fast food items

I think people who are suspicious of the identity are so because they are suspicious of (or confused by) infinite decimal expansions generally, which these standard arguments don't really address? you've gotta tell them about convergent sequences to really make the sale

the monkey's paw just gave me the middle finger

my coffee grinder broke this morning so now I know what it feels like to suffer a grievous blow in a duel against fate itself

is this accelerationism

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

guys did anyone else notice this

rightwing hair technology is so far behind. look at that Enemy Stand User color

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

names this good shouldn't be wasted on scumbag political operatives. Timmy Teepell is the name of a retired relief pitcher who threw 43 innings of 4.50 ERA ball for the '94-95 Royals and Tommy Teepell should be his 5-tool prospect son everyone else in the Orioles dugout has nicknamed "T-Dawg"

that guy was the best $250K could buy? dang the economy does suck

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

from looking into this further, I'm pretty sure all explanations of the Pythagorean prohibition on bean-eating come from later scholars trying their best to make sense of it, rather than any known Pythagorean doctrine that is, even in antiquity they were all going "huh????? why though??"

me avowing: hahaha this rules holy shit me disavowing: this sucks wtf

I denounce the international terrorist organization known as "FIFA"

Deciding between two posts: "An American is someone who defects in a stag hunt." "An American is someone who can't tell apart a stag hunt and a prisoner's dilemma."

God made the natural numbers, all else is the work of man for tax purposes (this is kinda sorta true)

it seems unjust to let the mar-a-lago face surgeon roam free. we've seen so much evidence of his crimes