Emmitt Fitz-Hume

Consumer banking, transforming HIV into a chronic instead of sometimes fatal condition, and laundry products.

I see we’re televising executions now. Will certainly be a change of pace compared to watching Trump’s long, slow, dementia-addled death spiral.

True story.

Louisville and Ole Miss need to keep playing hard until 1 second after the final whistle sounds.

The Fire Inside. “No matter what you dream or feel or say, it ends in dust and disarray” seems at present a fitting expectation for this season.

Toss one in a sewer and make a wish.

The Jewel of the Nile.

Repost = endorsement.

I truly wonder whether Brexit or the US electing Trump will be remembered as the greatest national/social/political self-inflicted catastrophe of the last 80 years. Right now my vote is for Brexit. The US will survive Trump weakened but intact. Mr. Epner is correct the UK may be torn asunder.

At the age of eleven, I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he gave me for my tenth birthday.

I agree.

White people have a homeland. It's called Vermont.

The students who can’t use punctuation properly earn Bs and a job writing headlines for NBC.

Don’t you hate it when you fabricate “intelligence,” leak it to @barakravid.bsky.social, but then forget to send an email to the local sheriff to at least make your bullshit look plausible?

Is it a crime to leak fake intelligence?

You calculate the volume of this thing with the formula 4/3*DUPi*R^3.

Bad news for the world's biggest penis.

That one time in 1983 two guys cornered the market on frozen concentrated orange juice, they had inside information from a stolen FDA crop report.

This seems incorrect. Amazon vehicles use fuel. Fuel is taxed at the federal and state, and sometimes local, levels. Fuel taxes fund roads. Amazon owns real property. It pays property taxes. Property taxes fund government services.

Quality joke. (And that’s a permissible lay opinion)

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.

I’m at ICE HQ

“Don’t set an extraordinary record out of respect for a degenerate rapist” is quite the take.

Curious George and the Electric Fence.

Edgelord trolling aside, this is the equivalent of promising to make Florida basements great again.

Are you a Republican senator looking for a golden parachute out of government? Are you on good terms with Ron DeSantis? Are you a white man? Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.

I agree AI is the indispensable tool of human society in the 21st century. So far today I received 7 AI-generated pics of friends made to look like Macy’s parade balloons.

Doesn’t it make more sense to name Syracuse’s stadium after him? www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/pre...

Inshallah

The Muppet Show, and it’s not even close.

I’m fairly certain people from NYC already know not to go into the Hudson River.

The Patriarch of Constantinople.

A Twinkie representing all the psychokinetic energy in the New York area in June, 1984 would be 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.

The most on-brand name in the history of college football? Colt McCoy at Texas. Hard to think anyone will ever top that.

I tried reading the Chief Justice’s history book, but the pages were all white.

Who shot JR?

“Please don’t kill people with a flood” is a problematic ask for the god of the Old Testament.

Joe vs. The Volcano not being nominated for Best Picture was the second worst omission in Oscars history. (Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).

Godfather 2 Winter Soldier Terminator 2 The Great Muppet Caper Christmas Vacation Aliens Return of the King Wrath of Khan Voyage Home Undiscovered Country First Contact Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)

The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.

A+ post.

If defendants in the Law and Order universe never stupidly took the stand at trial, that entire series would be maybe three episodes long.

Ohio State.

Setting the trap.