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That would make more sense if we had trains to speak of here in Florida. Since Republicans seem to hate trains, the few we have are a joke.

Fox News says that about Viktor Orban. Fascists need new material.

I know this isn’t the point, but I wish we had trains in Florida.

Imagine running on the platform of hanging upside down from a gas station.

Are there even trains in Florida?

Donalds is older than Fishback so gonna have to award the maximum number of Pinocchios for this one.

How do these fuckwits not understand that the authoritarians ALWAYS die in a ditch or hung from a post?

Tell me you're fascist without... ah fuck it.

Perhaps he will meet the same fate as ole Benny?

Last stop, Piazzale Loreto.

This dude appears to combine the social skills of Musk, the human empathy of Zuckerberg, and the charisma of Nate Silver. Truly, the GOP is sending the best of the best.

Was discussing this a few weeks ago... Yes, the Brightlines are much faster at the level-crossings and the equipment has not been upgraded to accommodate. Also, yes, it's not like the trains are chasing people down through the streets. A nicely distilled nexus of Floridianness.

Given there are almost no trains in Florida it’s not even subtle.

We’ll only be certain if he also pledges to construct the Autobahn.

wasn't the 'he made the trains run on time' thing a joke anyway? 'cause I mean italian trains famously don't run on time regardless of who's in charge

album cover for “flood on the tracks” from his ska period.

One would think this would be a negative play in a state with so many retired Jewish voters.

Side note: Mussolini was terrible at getting the trains to run on time.

My thoughts exactly! Easy promise to keep when there ain't no trains.

i’m sure most of the people who’d vote for him have no idea what he’s referencing, though i suppose that’s both the point and the problem.

Let all would-be Fascists consider the outcome of folks like Mussolini who was so hated by Italians they publicly used his dead body as target practice.

Amazingly, his advisors are convinced that there are no Jewish voters in Florida.

does he know the train is going to run right down that track? should someone tell him?

One of my favorite lines Alan Moore wrote in "V for Vendetta" is "At least the trains all run on time, but they don't go anywhere." youtu.be/JO4tQ6_ygdU?...

Sounds like he hasn't finished the biography yet.

Nothing to see here...keep scrolling.

They have trains in Flori-duh? Really?! Ok....😒

Ahhh this I did not know. Thanks, my loathing grows anew!

First you have to have trains in Florida.

Will they keep him hanging around?

Of course...

Wow, this dude is wild. www.miamitimesonline.com/news/florida...