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Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

this is really cute but also sad ): the children yearn for the neopets boards.

ah yes, the wonderful shared feeling of extreme islamaphobia

part of the reason the US is so weird about Canada is that the right sees our (admittedly surface level) niceness as being weak, cringe, and effeminate

signing your name to the cofnas letter should nuke your career permanently

ok? sometimes the outcome of that public criticism and peer review is that your racist ass gets fired!

i called for the development of woke 2 and 3 last summer btw

in my day we had to use cliff notes which comes with the bonus of not exploding your brain

it all happens in toronto

new serial confabulist just dropped

in this one we mostly talk about how other movies are not as good as spider-man 3 and how sad that makes us

where i post from (computer but it's outside)

this really isn't following the spirit of hot minion summer

how it feels to be completely and utterly vindicated for liking the minions

i think every movie they make should address this question. the next movie needs to take place during wwII and they need to explain why the minions are making gadgets for some dumb spandex wearing villain named Scrimply Don instead of working for hitler.

HOT MINION SUMMER

year of the minion

remember when u could google something?

i would thrive in a backrooms environment because i like strong overhead lighting. tired of this soft light bullshit.

i cannot believe influencers have an attention span of longer than one month

obsessed with the ai suggested searches on reels bc they are usually just a summary of the video you are currently watching and clicking it directs you that same video. awesome.

outside is different from inside bc on the outside it is easier to not breathe in someone's germ particles bc of a little known phenomena called "airflow"

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oh my god the eyebrows were REAL???

ended up on the "childhood dementia" side of instagram reels again why does this keep happening 😭

the prophecy...

just drove past a restaurant called "big jerk spot"

i've evolved past the need to form or maintain memories

PDF spaces

hello labubu...

if memory serves me this pronunciation was coined by tyra banks on her talk show. target get tyra to be your new spokesperson everyone loves tyra.

i loooove whittling my brain down to the size of a single pea by watching 3-4 hours of instagram reels