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But if they COULD, would they? And if so, how long would it take them to get every last Nazi killed out of sheer ineptitude like all their other bosses? I give it an hour

Quentin Tarantino: In my new movie the Mossad track down and kill every single Minion in gory violence

the way his answer is worded somewhat implies that they *would* if not frozen in the cave?

But they did work for the Stasi.

No, a Minion who worked for Hitler would try to say "Banana", but get distracted by something part way through

Extremely hilarious they got around to confirming that after this long.

Given Hitler's Master Race BS, I doubt he would have wanted these deranged little cyclopean freaks anywhere near him.

unprofessional

Real minion-heads already knew this because it was established in the prologue of Minions (2015)

But (at least implied by this YT video I watched earlier) they may have been in league with Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra youtu.be/4M5JBDnW3kk?...

...but they would have.

🏅

English majors of the world, unite!

god, this is a good joke

Have you seen the films? They are famously incompetent. Be serious now this is minion discourse and can’t be taken lightly

This has been addressed youtu.be/e32_ENYdV_I?...

IL DUCCE BA•NA•NA

SUPER MEGA MUSSOLINI

but to be clear, if they HADN'T been...

At first. But there's a reason you don't see minions in any photographs with him now.

Unfortunately for us all, Stalin did not have *the Minions* working for him. If he had, he'd have died faster than he did. Much faster.

good. I was waiting to see any of the Minions movies until that was confirmed.

It's heartbreaking that despite all the progress we've done as society the myth of 'clean minions' persists

What about Jospeh Kony

Minion was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun

your children’s favourite characters weren’t nazis, because it was cold

Didn't they state this before?

Pierre Coffin? Isn’t that guy who used to kick himself in the dick?

They should ask him about the minions' role in every genocide in history: Rwanda, Congo, Cambodia, Native Americans, Sudan, Palestine, the Irish Famine, the Mongol conquest, etc, etc.

So... the ice is the only reason? They would have but for being frozen?

Confused why people are saying “but they would have!” as though it’s a gotcha. Like yes…they work for the most evil being on the planet. That’s the 1st thing we find out about them. If you want to get haughty about a counterfactual, explain why you’ve been buying tickets and merchandise for years

@veerenderjubbal.bsky.social So, uh. Just confirming my gut feeling. .... the minion wearing a turban. .... that's just fucked up, right? My gut isn't overreacting by being squicked out by that, right? Because I usually rejoice at turban representation when I see it. But. Uh.

REAL TALK: I don't like the Minions... but honestly, if they made a Minions short where they just fuck with Hitler in the style of old-school WWII propaganda cartoons... it would be the BEST MINIONS THING EVER!

I'd be horrified, both because I'm being killed by my own death trap, but also because I'm Hitler (you forget how lucky Gru is to have survived the Minions working for him since childhood)

No, because they'd have accidentally killed Hitler before he could get that far.

ok

Do they even consider it "work"?

My "No Minions worked with Hitler" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

No, they were far too loyal to Stalin.

And the Canadian war crimes

You know, given Britain's colonialist project and all the damage it's done the world over historically, maybe they were onto something with the Minions in Britain getting knighted by the crown at the end...

funniest outcome

If they wouldn't, that would imply that Hitler was the good guy.

Because Hitler was the most evil person in history and the particular movie being referenced is all about how they worked for whoever was most evil and powerful at the time, throughout millions of years.

Big Stalin fans those minions are

Elon Musk would have worked for Hitler. bsky.app/profile/ign....

Not the biggest WW2 tragedy, but such a pity for them, they'd have loved that. Wait, what???!??! bsky.app/profile/ign....

Every population is susceptible to manipulation, don't create an impossible standard. We thought the USA would be in a world beyond wars.

If Netanyahu slips on a banana peel and falls under a speeding Merkava tank then yeah.

nah because most of them are with either gru or dru

but what if they did..?

Is this meant to be funny?

Argentinian guy named Hermann be like

I note he wasn't asked, nor did he volunteer, whether any were involved in the Japanese occupation of China and Korea

But they did work for Harvey Weinstein.

The take away here is they *would* have worked for Hitler if they could have.

They did work for Napoleon

How convenient.

Besides, they were only following orders.

oh thank god

“Then and Now” is a song about the frightening similarities between Hitler’s Germany and Trump’s 2026 United States. youtu.be/P_RN9Jq-w2A?...

They actually extensively worked for Hitler and liked it very much.

What a convenient alibi

Ok, but, now that they're not frozen.... Are they working with Netanyahu?

but the important thing to remember is they would have, if not frozen

but they wouldn't have been opposed? 😳 lmfao

This fucker put bodies on stakes in Transylvania.

Eh you do realize I was agreeing with you right?

@hamelnico.bsky.social You know, I've never liked the Despicable Me or Minions movies... but you know what, I would KILL to see them do a Minions short in the style of old-school Looney Tunes anti-Nazi propaganda cartoons.

VAL-KEY-REEEEEEE

BREAKING: Minions discovered deporting babies for Donald Trump

Honestly, I'm disappointed that the cutoff was 200 years ago. I would've liked to see them do some henching for the Rockefellers.

By the time Hitler came to their notice, they would probably already have been in the service of the young Henry Kissinger.

oh is that why?

Coward.

youtu.be/oziZQWPIP6k?...

Coincidentally, Huntsville, Alabama has a large Minion community.

They are, categirlically(sp) doing a LOT of legwork for the Regime, from a bread and circus angle. Disney and football moreso, but wow do they cover just about every idiot not into Comic Book Movies, Star Wars, and sports

Too humid.

Honestly, I think it would have been hilarious to see the Minions drive Hitler sparse with their antics. Preferably with plenty of slapstick aimed at a certain Fuhrer.

That can't be a coincidence

They did work for Nepoleon...