Julien

Fast & Furious is Paw Patrol for adults prove me wrong

This is Steven Witkoff, special envoy to Vladimir Putin, calling him a humanitarian. So much energy wasted to dispell the Russia scandal as a hoax, when all you have to do is look at MAGA's actions

Watchmakers will unironically market their products as having a "timeless design"

Funny how The Atlantic dares to be salty when talking about a blonde woman, yet adopts a much more respectful tone when covering all the stupid things that male members of the Trump admin (including Trump himself!)

I only go to Klan rallies for the camaraderie.

My one memory of Mulholland Drive is the lights turning on as the credits start to roll, me and my mom looking at each other with a "wtf was that?" look on our faces, and the old lady one row ahead of us mumbling "second time and still didn't get a single thing"

This is why the death penalty is immoral, btw. Once you are peaceful with executing someone, anything else can be considered fair game

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

It’s that time of the week. #GoBlue

As a marketer, all you have to do is not use KKK imagery in your ads. Doesn't seem like such a high bar to clear.

the reason my likely presidential candidate tier list has two people at the top - Ossoff and AOC - is that they are by far the most effective messengers of I Am Fucking Furious And There Must Be Consequences, which is the most deeply held conviction of the Dem base

Haters gonna hate but the Luce is 👌

Tomorrow's Gerrymandle!

Iran is more aligned with the US electorate than Democrats are

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

American farmers and ranchers had USAID buying crops, SNAP buying food, cheap immigrant labor, cheap fertilizer and favorable trade deals. Then they chose Trump and threw it all away. — 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs man who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."

Gerrymandle #103 Won the election in 0:33! 💎🏆 Perfect game gerrymandle.com/day/103

It's 2026, Android is on its 17th version. You still can't set a photo album as a wallpaper

14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!

Everyone is 12

Canadians have *toys*

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

The most reliable indicator that a politician is about to drop out of a race or quit their job is the filming of a non-apology video while wearing casual clothes in a kitchen. We should invent a term for it.

A lot is hanging on that "perhaps"

Let's assume that's true – who was Fauci reporting to and why didn't that person do something about it?

Beaucoup de bla-bla et de mensonges sur la lutte anti incendie, donc Bon Pote a analysé les votes par parti depuis 2022 à l’Assemblée nationale. Désormais, vous savez qui se bat vraiment pour les pompiers et notre survie. À partager massivement !

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

Just an absolute shout out to everyone out there who helped manufacture doubt around the question of this guy being a Nazi, particularly after the Nazi salute.

Reminder: This was a 6-5 vote in the Board of Supervisors. Someone visiting the waterfront today would think it nuts that anyone opposed it.

As per the arguments of the Trump admin to the Supreme Court, a birth certificate also wouldn't count unless you *also* have proof of your parent's immigration status / citizenship at the time of your birth. Good fucking luck to all poll workers checking all of this.

German broadcast. Nailed it

How dare they do this to the person on top of the Substack recommendation charts

I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.

Additionally, it drives me crazy that the default position in this country is that being here undocumented is a crime. It’s not. Further, legal status isn’t a factor in whether someone should be murdered.

This person aspired to lead America

At this point I would not be surprised to learn that Platner is a GOP asset tasked with getting Collins reelected

Serious question: Does the president not know what’s in the deal he made with Iran? There are no nuclear concessions in the MOU Trump signed. He is a serial liar and would overstate any gains, but on top of that, there’s a live possibility Vance/Kushner/Witkoff lied to him that they got side deals.