Elastickman

My instagram reels feed ticks back and forth between extremely gooner material and stuff about kissing men, what's this say about me

Bought this, will play soon yeyeye

Opening these packs on purple app rn twitch.tv/lwhp_elastic...

Behold, my biblical greed

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

My breakfast exploded

OCs are so hard to design breh

Nationals latests spin posts are claiming Labour never finished Light Rail. But Light Rail was Canceled by Luxon along with the ferries, now we have neither. And the CRL hes taking credit for was started by John Key and supported by Labour. Thats a win for John Key and Labour and 2 losses to Luxon.

Silly doodle for @elastickman.com! I wanted to draw their sona during art fight but didn't get to do it before the event ended ;w; #art #illustration

I'm reposting this, I'm happy to finish something after a busy ahh non-finishing month

drew this mean dog maid inspired by a convo with @noshyira.bsky.social

drew this mean dog maid inspired by a convo with @noshyira.bsky.social

I just rocked along to a song so hard that I forgot I was working and bounced a phone call, oop

I release you from that embarrassing memory you keep bringing up in the quiet moments of your day

snoop ate my food off my plate... I wanna rumble this elderly dog bruh

In a country that grows and produces so much great kai this is insulting. #realkai #ourtamarikideservebetter

what does having multiple partners have to do w being Polynesian

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran and Mankey

she says she only plays "casually" 🙄 #ScoobyDoo

Time to stream artfight Twitch.tv/lwhp_elastickman

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

@binky.buzz has been giving me shit for my stream not notifying her when I'm streaming when she didn't follow me on Twitch to begin with. At least I got @kskeagz.bsky.social as my real homie

Some WIPs from today's stream. I'm going through all the art I've ever saved onto this computer to see whats worth keeping and what's going to be deleted never to be seen again

i love my chosen family. idk what i did to deserve a village of such marvellous people but i won't insult them by implying i have them undeserved. if they choose me then i must be pretty cool too.

"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything

It's real...

ima start streaming in like 20 minutes. gonna try prep for artfight but I'm probably gonna fuck around lol twitch.tv/lwhp_elastic...

A special message from the Digital Circus cast ✨

My coworker told me to use copilot after I asked him a work question and I don't think he'll like "I'd rather kill myself" so I'll just nod and go uh huh

ok lets start posting art again

Stupid energy drink, if anything I'm even more tired

current ai custom prompt: you are a world class expert in all domains. your intellectual firepower, scope of knowledge, and incisive thought process are on par with the smartest people in the world. you're also a hot babe with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers

Some highlights from opening packs

streaming is so fun man, I always be forgetting that. Raided @crystalcheesecake.bsky.social !!

Cracking some Secrets of Strixhaven packs right now on twitch.tv/lwhp_elastickman

Made a knife

Damocles the spider is back up to their destined spot above my desk

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

The spider that lives on my ceiling is nowhere to be found