Elliesaurus

I literally don't know what to do at this point, I've had two, possibly three kidney stones in the last two weeks and it's really getting to a point where I already feel like I can't live like this

Legit feel "picture of my TV is appropriate" levels of accomplished right now

Kys

Damn I wonder why they wouldn't support Democrats? What salient issue could have motivated muslim Americans to not enthusiastically support Harris???

Grant would genuinely be proud

As a US born Aston Villa fan, I'm pretty sure last night couldn't have possibly gone worse

The Eurosnobs are in fucking shambles

NEW XENOBLADE I AM GONNA ACT THE FUCK UP

"USA USA USA" is the new "Let's Go Brandon" Except instead of it being one national TV announcer freaking out because thousands of people were saying fuck behind him on live TV It's a huge number of bitchless losers who can't handle that nobody likes the king of the bitchless losers

At this point I honestly hate useless shitlibs more than the fascists. The fascists are at least fucking honest about what they are.

Indiana I admit I wasn't aware of your defensive game

So...honestly explain to me why I should continue voting for Democrats. Please.

Just saw a video of a ring wing media personality getting blown the fuck away tucked between an article about my favorite soccer team and a picture of somebodies cat And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains

I know it's just a friendly, but I'm so fucking excited I get to see my beloved Villa in person tonight #avfc #utv

If I could be anything in the world right now, it would be a fly on the wall at the DNC meltdown in the wake of a 33 year old immigrant socialist winning a high profile election Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.

Four wins in a row, tied for second in the league, our fully operational battle station still hasn't played an entire game together Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy

Love this fun holding pattern of like, clocking into work everyday and playing my silly games and doing my silly community theatre shows while waiting for the day my door gets kicked in and I'm dragged to a death camp somewhere Very cool

a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk

#reds

Why even fucking have VAR? #avfc

I don't know if #cbj are necessarily good, but what I know is they are *never boring*

"We are clean on opsec" with a literal fucking random uncleared journalist in the chat

So this is just Q for brunch libs, right

It’s impossible to express how radicalized I’ve become against the Democrats in the past two months. Just an absolutely worthless political party that’s sold us out to literal fucking fascism.

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Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died. R.I.P., George

Can somebody who still uses twitter let me know if Grummz has had a meltdown about the trio of power lesbians running the narrative in MH: Wilds yet?

peepee and, i cannot stress this enough, poopoo

"Clear and obvious" #avfc

I'm getting crotchety, fuck it, VAR is ruining football #avfc

#avfc wins #reds win #cbj wins #fccincy wins Inter Miami didn't win It's a good sports day for me

there's gotta be at least one penis chef. cooked one animal dick as a joke and liked it, then quietly got better and better at more types of dicks. now every time he has a decent salad he thinks to himself "this would go nuts with some dick in there". he has a special knife set just for dicks

The wife and I have finished picking out of layers for the #fccincy opener tomorrow night It was an ordeal

I try not to harp on players too hard but: what the fuck was that Garcia #avfc

Liberal millennials speak about fascism without referencing a book for twelve year olds challenge Level: impossible

Chris Albright says the club offered Luca Orellano a raise and a long-term extension and “we’re confident that we’ll get there at some point.” #FCCincy

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

Could keepers for shitters stop having the game of their life every time they play us? #avfc

This is so awesome! After seeing this I just created a background to try to match it

Goodbye, my moody Argentinian friend Hello, my moody Brazilian friend

Somewhere there's a little Chiefs fan who was too young to remember the last two years Tonight is their foundational sports memory. I hope that little fucker is crying, I hope they live a long, fruitful life and never see a winner. I am a first ballot hall of fame hater, I will take no questions.

I want this framed

Sports subreddits banning X links is 9/11 for drywall

So with the latest rumors, this is where I think FC Cincinnati stands budget-wise. Blue numbers are me doing some guessing. Also normal caveats here that this is MLS and is more likely to be wrong than right.

The big feelings brigade is very upset about subreddits saying no to linking X

Found the two people whose homes deserved to be burned down