Elmtree

Elmtree

@elmtree.bsky.social

live in Chicago, love the Tigers & have seen them play in 25(+1) parks! (also cheer for the Nats bc marriage and I like them!)

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I quit reading when they said “sexy time.” Are we not adults? Time in the bedroom? Reacher and Turner never had a sexy time kind of relationship. Passion, yes. Sexy time? The fuck? And he’s always been a sociopath. This isn’t new!

Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com

“Chain Reaction” is a deeply satisfying read about justice being served, and the world being saved by very brave people. But also, we must remember, it’s a fantasy.

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lol they posted this and it’s the best response i could have gotten

ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com

my favorite coffee truck, caffeine hoe, is giving people coffee if they have an i voted sticker so i made them some custom stickers to hand out too my reign of voting sticker terror will never end (well i have 140 more sheets of sticker paper)

Both boobs used to smush to 84 mm. Now the left one is 65 and the right is 73. I guess I’m a little lopsided now, but when they’re not in a bra, they’re down near my navel so I haven’t noticed 🤣

Elmtree@elmtree.bsky.social

Waiting for my mammogram and ultrasound, and the second waiting room (after you’ve changed into the (of course pink🙄) shirt is showing HGTV, with an added bonus of a lady watching reels on her phone at top volume. The first waiting room was quiet and had chairs that spin in a circle.

Waiting for my mammogram and ultrasound, and the second waiting room (after you’ve changed into the (of course pink🙄) shirt is showing HGTV, with an added bonus of a lady watching reels on her phone at top volume. The first waiting room was quiet and had chairs that spin in a circle.

Go to your camera roll, search for boat, then post a picture of a boat you like

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social

go to your camera roll and search for boat and then post a picture of a boat u like

I wonder how much of this is that a lot of games were day games and who might have been home to see/hear them.

Matt Trueblood@matrueblood.bsky.social

You know what's fun about #Brewers fan base? There're a LOT of Brewers fans who inherited their fandom from their moms. In the 80s, especially, women and girls across Wisconsin were wild about the Brewers. There was ABSOLUTELY an undercurrent of horniness involved, but they became true ball knowers.

Returned these pants. Scoured the clearance racks. Found one pair in my size/height that I like. They fit perfectly. I’m buying a lottery ticket.

Elmtree@elmtree.bsky.social

Dear old navy: What the fuck is this hem? And if online says 100% cotton? Don’t put fucking spandex in the jeans. The tag on the jeans themselves SAY 1% ELASTANE WHICH IS SPANDEX.

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TIME UNIT UPDATE: ONE ZACHARIA IS 0.636 SCARAMUCCIS

Brian Stelter@brianstelter.bsky.social

Breaking: Trump says he has asked Katie Zacharia to reconsider her White House press secretary role. He said she'll stay in the administration "in some form" but "it may be a more pleasant form" www.cnn.com/2026/10/16/p...

There is a woman using a pic flosser thing on the train and WHAT THE FUCK. That is bathroom behavior. AND THESE TRAINS HAVE BATHROOMS.

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When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

Dear old navy: What the fuck is this hem? And if online says 100% cotton? Don’t put fucking spandex in the jeans. The tag on the jeans themselves SAY 1% ELASTANE WHICH IS SPANDEX.

I was going to pay more money to have these hemmed properly until I was like WAIT THESE HAVE STRETCH. I’m mad on so many levels bc my butt looks good in them, but with even that tiny bit of elastic means I’ll look like Lady Droopy Drawers after an hour.

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Want to see some of the apples?

Kwiaht@kwiaht.org

Today is our fourth annual heritage apple day with the Lopez History Museum and Lopez Island Family Resource Center gleaning program. Apple tasting and community pressing from 1-4pm. Bring a mug and a jug and apples if you have them!

So Shane Gillis just said on SNL that women just dress like whores now. It took us a few seconds to let it sink in before hanging the channel, but what in the actual FUCK.

I’m making myself a cardigan, and these stitches are SO EVEN with PERFECT ribbing. I am in love with this thing, even if the yarn is a pain in the ass.

Idgaf what they said, that guy’s arm stinks.

Crawly@crawlyscubs.bsky.social

For those that don’t know, the legendary Mai Tai Guy keeps each and every “Over 21” bleacher wristbands until the end of the season. After the final out of the season, we cut them off! Here is last night’s (this mornings?!) cutting of the wristbands! #Cubs