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PATHETIC

One Zacharia is 5/8ths of a Scarramucci?

A more pleasant form? wtf does that mean. Pleasant to who? Ya never know with this rapist pedophile deviant

Natalie Harp probably needs someone to carry her purse bsky.app/profile/cv-d...

bsky.app/profile/muel... we're so fucking back WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Hey, on the other hand, a word for 5 days is actually lowkey useful?

New Time Unit: the Semimucci

Is anyone surprised these are messy Imperial measurements? Of course they couldn't use something logical like a Metric system.

A Scaramucci is 11 days so wouldn’t this be 0.455?

What is that in Liz Truss units?

Not me searching for somebody who already did the math LOL thanks

Thank you for the chance to post a tweet I think about all the time.

636.36 milimuccis (patent pending)

What does she have to lose?

"Here, I want you to meet your new supervisor. Come on in, Natalie." [Natalie enters the room, manic grin fixed on, eyes blank]

Half a Mooch.

Thank you, I was just wondering what the conversion was.

🙏🏼

8 courgettes to 1 lettuce

😂

A Zacharia = 5 days New unit dropped

Or 0.778 Lady Jane Greys.

bsky.app/profile/anna... we're gonna need another conversion (looks like original number was a misinterpretation of "week"; she lasted a work week, not a real week)

Think of all the folks she cured of Imposter Syndrome in that 0.143 Truss though! Incredible

And Northern Ireland Edwin Pootses?

Nah, they were using the lettuce Taco Bell had recalled.

Ah yes, thank you for that. But should the units not be rank-weighted in some way? I mean, Press Secretary is hardly equivalent to Head of Government..

Let's just say a half mucce

Can't we just round it off. 1 Scaramucci = 2 Zacharias

And I'm seeing that Truss had 45 days of active governance, which is obviously the only technically correct measure of her tenure...

At these small scales margins of error in measurements become quite significant!

And Monday was a federal holiday! Maybe she showed up to get her office set up and her logins, but was probably a light day.

So 0.102 trusses?

How many zacharias in a scaramucci?

This is going to require a “B.C. Vs B.C.E” type debate

Did she do just that 1 press conference?

Brother, I believe you were the first one to call it

But not on the important factors, like where zero is (appointment or assumption of duties?)

They both round to a scara.

It is calculated using the Iwenttochina equation

Maybe appearance isn’t the best criteria?

Micah - we use the imperial system here. One Zacharia is a Half-Mooch.

I presume she will be moving on, to concentrate on her legal career...