Emily

Emily

@emilyonhere.gay

lmfaoing my ass off

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Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

what to learn from this: interrogate the beliefs of any politician who says “we shouldn’t be bullying trans people” or “picking on them”. genocidal policy is not bullying, it’s genocide. anyone who won’t lead with that sentiment likely has reservations about our liberation.

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Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

went to look up what Stephen King’s defense was for that orgy part with the kids in It and I’ve never spoken a cleaner “Bruh.”

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

i found the backrooms. they’re in a spirit halloween in madison heights north of Detroit. just past 14 mile

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

Welcome to Derry is a lot of fun, but every once in a while they’ll throw some editing trope at you that screams “since you’re a fucking idiot we’re gonna literally draw it for you instead of imply it”

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

vote blue!! except for the transphobic and genocidal ones. and the octogenarians. and then hope the system that gave us trump twice AND the earth’s first trillionaire will give us free healthcare and peace and love

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

?: i am requesting information. ??: i’m so curious ???: wait seriously ????: wtf do you mean ?????: i’m pissed tf off ??????: ?????????

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

iphone when u try to take a close up of a tiny object vs when your finger accidentally gets into frame

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

came up with some ideas for the dev team to really put bluesky on the map - custom emojis - remove followers - SFX (or VFX) - once per week there’s a 10 character limit - danny devito - trans women get 1,000 dollars

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

hey man. me n the boys were talking and…well u can’t bring ur goblin friend with u to hang anymore dude. i kno u 2 are close and all but hes just very off putting and dastardly to the rest of us

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

but i have eggs to crack and miles to go before i sleep and miles to go before i sleep

LabrackTime :3@labracmtime.bsky.social

Last time I visited your account I thought I was a man, now it turnsout I was a girl the entire time! Hmm.....could it be...that Em's power led to my discovery, or was it the "never forget!" Posts who did that?

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

EA gotta be top 1 evil video game villains

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

BioWare, founded in 1995 and acquired by EA in 2007, was a fan-favorite studio responsible for several big hits including Baldur's Gate, KOTOR, and Dragon Age Origins but has had some stumbles over the last decade. Around 50 staff had been working on a new Mass Effect that is now canceled.

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

the current administration: we will execute the demon trannies. the median democratic voter: there is no perfect candidate 😌

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Karlijn
@kleinekarlijn.bsky.social

Looked it up and yeah, that's truly a thing they put on tax envelopes in Ohio. It honestly feels like a sick joke. "We know you probably can't afford this but don't kill yourself please! We really really really need your money so we cannot give you any social services, like free mental healthcare🥺"

Emily@emilyonhere.gay

the envelope containing a letter informing us we owe nearly $1000 in back taxes

Emily
@emilyonhere.gay

marcy and dan are looking for a bit of luxury in South Bend, Indiana. she’s a stay-at-home contraption inventor/mom. he’s an Evangelion pilot for NERV. their budget is $1.2 million.