Mobro 4000

Republicans are hoping you don’t remember when they were putting Biden stickers on gas pumps when it was $3.00/gallon. Feels like those were the good old days, doesn’t it? #TrumpsGasFailure

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

I hope the Strait of Hormuz stays closed forever and everyone is forced to use wind turbines and solar. Humanity adapts and innovates when billionaires aren’t calling the shots. Let old systems crumble. Let capitalism croak. Let data centers collect dust. It’s time to quit fossil fuels cold turkey.

“All we have to fear, is fear itself” “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” “What the hell is a corner store?” Great Presidential quotes of our time

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait. He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it. Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington “I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump “I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans

Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point. Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states. In 1974 he resigned. By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him. Looking forward to history repeating itself.

Fuck yeah.

h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.

I lost my jobs, my kids have measles, I can't afford steak, and gas is $5 a gallon. But at least now there's a statue of Christopher Columbus on the White House grounds.

Yesterday Elon Musk retweeted "white solidarity is the only way to survive". In our numb overwhelmed media environment it barely made headlines that the world's richest man endorsed blood-curdling white nationalism. My brief writeup for @religiondispatches.org religiondispatches.org/elon-musk-ju...

Monday - Send more troops Tuesday - Say we’re ending war Wednesday - Send more troops Thursday - Say ending war Friday - Send more troops Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf

Billionaires have always been this evil, but they haven't always been this mid.

BREAKING: Attacks on energy infrastructure in the Middle East have caused the price of oil to skyrocket to a whopping Donald Trump raped children per barrel.

The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time…

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

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The historical antecedent for this was all the Asia experts who lost their jobs to McCarthyism for telling the truth about Chiang Kai Shek's nationalists being unpopular, incompetent, and cruel, so were not around to advise as America slid into Vietnam. newrepublic.com/post/207857/...

Governor Newsom responds to Trump’s attacks on people with learning disabilities:

Britney Spears, 2003 "I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." (Correction: less *personal*)

How many times can you avoid answering the question “Did you do anything to ensure that ChatGPT’s perception of DEI wouldn’t discriminate on the basis of sex?” before you actually answer it?

Q: “So, hundreds of millions of dollars in grants were terminated from the NEH. The deficit didn’t change much. And you were paid $150,000 to do that job of reducing the deficit. Do you feel like the $150,000 paid to you was wasteful spending?” A: *Laughs, frowns….long pause*

They’re right about one thing. These gas prices are painful. What they’re bullshitting about is the “short-term pain” spin they keep repeating on every cable hit because it’s scripted. Same talking points, same smug delivery, all unburdened by the truth.

The war will be over when I feel it in my bone spurs. #PutinPuppet

Why does the evil party keep achieving bipartisanship?

Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly

SCARY ACCURATE!

Already seeing Dems blowing off calls for change with "we'll do that after the elections," which never happens.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

Exactly, when a Right-Winger says a bunch of gibberish that makes no logical sense, they aren't struggling to explain their ideas, they're struggling to explain their ideas in a way that won't result in negative social consequences for themselves

And given that we’re kind of near tornado season, I thought it would be smart to use this time to go over what is a watch and what is a warning. The first photo is a waffle watch: Conditions are ripe for a possible waffle. The second is a waffle warning: We have a verified waffle in the area.

Don’t Believe One Word From this President….

Profiles in courage

Sporking>forking Proof of vibe>Proof of work

Donald honors the American troops he cheated out of a future by cheating at golf.

Epstein is not proof Q was "right." Epstein is proof Q was catastrophically wrong. The cabal hasn't been shattered. The world hasn't been saved. Everyone got away with it, and the guy meant to usher in "the storm" is the one protecting the worst of the worst. talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/how-the...

It is worth remembering that only *one* of these men paid a price for the Access Hollywood recording. And it wasn't the one bragging about sexually assaulting women. And now we have evidence that that same man raped children. And there is *still* no accountability.

So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion. That's $1 billion per day. $41,666,667 per hour. $11,574 per second. Thousands of lives lost. People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.” Fran Lebowitz

It’s about time someone said it out loud on a national news show. Major Gen. Paul Eaton (ret.) — on Trump’s interest in putting boots on the ground: “We have a situation where someone called a malignant narcissist is unfortunately drifting into a state of dementia that is difficult to manage.”

Yeah, I'm seeing predictions of gasoline being $15/gallon next week, but thanks to Donald Trump remaining laser-focused on what really matters to ordinary Americans, very rich people will soon be able to waltz in this: