Emma Dingle

The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon. Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.

Ooooh oooh, I know this one!

Oh no! @bigbenclock.bsky.social has been broken by the clock change. It's 20 O'Clock 🫪 GMT chaos!!

This isn't anonymous, it's Pauline Campbell-Jones.

Why do we need to change the clocks at all?! Why not just change shift patterns accordingly? I don't understand why it's all so complicated!

Liminal Delivery Services Please ensure you select the correct space-time dimension when ordering.

My British brain is glitching even harder than when they bend the London Underground Tube map through space and time to suit a film's narrative. Burghley House is not even close to looking like Windsor Castle! #TheDiplomat #Netflix

Ooooh oooh, I know this one!

My British brain is glitching even harder than when they bend the London Underground Tube map through space and time to suit a film's narrative. Burghley House is not even close to looking like Windsor Castle! #TheDiplomat #Netflix

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Gluten-free food is almost but not entirely unlike real people food now. 😋 15-20 years ago it was essentially only lumps of dense dwarf bread you could use to break a window.

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Gluten-free food is almost but not entirely unlike real people food now. 😋 15-20 years ago it was essentially only lumps of dense dwarf bread you could use to break a window.

As Halloween is round the corner we thought we’d share some medieval bats. A thread… 🧵 🦇

And I said WHAT about BREAKfast at TIFFany's And SHE said WHY are you TALKing like THIS and

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die Sam Rockwell's performance was brilliant. However, it was a bit of a mess, and not in a good Primer or Backrooms weird-ass wibbly wobbly timey wimey storyline way. I thought the concept was cool and worth revisiting.

go to your camera roll and search for boat and then post a picture of a boat u like

Is this a coded hostage alert phrase? Because it sure sounds like a coded hostage alert phrase.

No spoilers Digger 🫪 Last time my brain did that watching a film it was Synecdoche New York. Also omfg the "cat" 🫣

Iconic

Iconic

No weirder or more disturbing than increasingly flat-faced pug breeding. Humans are awful for cruel aesthetics in animals.

And here’s the trailer for BEING HEUMANN. In cinemas Nov 6, streaming on AppleTV Nov 13. I saw it last night at the London Film Festival & it’s a triumph.

Many years ago me and a friend came up with the Greggs scale to assess pastries. It goes goes from -5 to +5 and Greggs is zero because with Greggs you're getting exactly what you've paid for. Either side of that it's a +/- sliding scale of quality x price that's entirely subjective.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Light Orchestra

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Light Orchestra

In the last 6-12 months there's been a pattern of headlines and social posts where verbs are dropped. It's across the board, so I'm wondering if AI LLMs have hit a tranche of historical social media text where we all used to say things like "accidentally all the cheese" and have assimilated it?

Some are suggesting you deliberately write inaccurate or confusing alt text, because they say this confuses AI scrapers that are analyzing images. The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Group Project Hail Mary

Ruin a book by adding a word: Group Project Hail Mary

UK: California style = made for surfer dudes

And now you must away!

Every screensaver this month should be the Windows 95/98 Haunted House animated screensaver

Beautiful work, elite wordsmithery 👏🏆

Color contrast affects readability on the web and in print. It is especially important for users who are low vision or for users who are colorblind. Good color contrast means all users can see your content no matter the device they’re using or the lighting of their surroundings.

Do Not Resuscitate tentpolegame.com/m/AwmCy8Ibke9o

So good 🤭

Funniest film ever made, especially when you hail from the English Westcountry 🦢

How I arrived on Bluesky (Or how I would have liked to as this gif is amazing)

How I arrived on Bluesky (Or how I would have liked to as this gif is amazing)

This is how I flirt

Funniest film ever made, especially when you hail from the English Westcountry 🦢

*meanwhile British kids slam Sherbet Dib-Dabs*

"Buttons aren't toys!" Trillian to Zaphod Beeblebrox H2G2

"Buttons aren't toys!" Trillian to Zaphod Beeblebrox H2G2

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

What's your favourite gif? Mine: