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Want.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Ok Facebook rando - this one got a legit LOL from me.

“The communications backbone for an entire country’s military has gone down and nobody knows who is responsible” Yeah we’re gonna need to send people to prison and start nationalizing things.

Has there ever been an established artist mount a comeback stretch of modern pop collabs like the one Carlos Santana pulled off in 1999?

Decent chance we might have to resuscitate one or both of the older gentlemen providing live music at our dinner spot tonight.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

I’m fairly certain this was, in fact, entirely possible.

Ghosts & Graveyards tour in St. Augustine was pretty good, but it was the old jail tour that put it over the top. Do the cheesy stuff. Don't take yourselves so damn seriously.

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Go Cards. Go Krogering. I guess. Whatever. I'll take it!

Welp. That was a brutal sack.

I see my fellow Louisville fans are having a normal one tonight. Glad to be driving and unable to watch. Quick dinner at Culver’s and a check of the ESPN app confirms I’m missing nothing.

Bloodbuzz Ohio by The National and Skinny Love by Bon Iver are an unexpected soundtrack to this Pilot Truck Stop in Cleveland, TN. Kinda want to drag my feet a bit to see what plays next while I check out.

GotDAMN that’s a good cheeseburger.

Man, tech media really are working themselves into a sweaty lather over a balsawood Chapparal 2J with jet packs on the corners, eh? If either the NHTSA or FAA have something to review, y’all wake me up.

This is exaaactly the sort of content that I would send to my friend, Derrick, before he passed. So now I’m going to share it with the ether in case it finds its way to someone in need. www.instagram.com/reel/DdLlOR2...

One of the hardest things to say and to hear in a manager/employee relationship seems to be “I completely understand and respect your position. I just don’t agree.” I feel like there has to be some nicer way of saying, which sufficiently ends debate, but makes clear it’s not lack of understanding.

I’m caught up to S6E4 (this season) of Slow Horses, and it’s been a ride. Probably try and watch E5 tomorrow so I can close out the season next week when E6 drops. I’m a little upset about this episode’s loss.

Oh?

Bodied

Louisville Fans Kentucky Fans 🤝 Lane Kiffin taking the piss

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

Noooope. Those all just became optional events and no-gift obligation relationships.

Wish I’d brought our bikes to this cross country meeting. Sooooo far away for parking. At least I had a McGriddle to comfort me.

“Tell the River Cartwright sent you” LMAO

I’m starting to believe that Pete Hegseth is the violent sociopath his mom says he is.

Have we considered banning men?

they did the thing