The Emotion Engine

I feel like if I were selling an ereader that interfaces with my ebook shop where I can actually grab the first page of a popular book fairly easily, I would make some effort to imply that it makes reading easy and is not some sort of stroke simulator

For the most part I don’t mind being middle-aged but if I had known that I was going to be making the same sound the Quake guy does when he jumps every time I got off the couch for the rest of my life I might have treasured my youth a little more.

Picross S++ is here! An unofficial collection of 12,000+ puzzles from 44 Picross games designed by Jupiter Corporation styled after the Picross S games, with an included a built in level editor and social features! You can play it right now at maysuser.name/picross or watch the trailer below:

The emperor has realized he’s been naked this the entire time and the only logical solution is not to put clothes back on but rather to execute everyone that saw his weird dick

That tiled background is just an incredible cherry on the UI violence sundae

CHRIS COOPER: you watch yourself squall. lot of men died in that ether mine SQUALL LEONHART: theres nothing for me here! at balamb garden i can make a difference! i can be a SeeD!! CHRIS COOPER: "be a seed" do you hear how stupid you sound? go on! run off to balamb or galbadia for all i care!!!!

I often look out for old pulp publisher logos from Europe (and sometimes make t-shirts out of them) and have just come across this great one. Who can resist a skeleton in a top hat wielding a cane?

opening oomf’s profile and scrolling past their pinned be like

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

I was writing out my major scales by hand and realized the site I was using to check my work was ~vibe-coded~ and never reviewed because once you get into the semitones it just starts making up technically correct but insane names for the keys

I misunderstood the assignment and did a 3^3 instead of a 3*3. I apologize and it will happen again.

I love seeing the ways Office continues to try and trick me into saving important documents in increasingly nebulous and unreachable corners of OneDrive through Misdirection and outright Lies instead of trusting me to save it to My Documents (which is already backed up to OneDrive).

I’m not going to make everyone else take psychic damage while I keep putting my hand on this stove but I want everyone to see the awful My First Warhammer Mini eyes half the cards in this set have.

left unattended, five squirrels could completely destroy the U.S.S. Enterprise, though it would take eight total to chew through the red shirts first.

I called the American Cribbage Congress and somehow every single one of you picked up

scroll down to the bottom til you find the phone number www.cribbage.org

In the Japanese PC-88 port of Ultima 3: Exodus by Pony Canyon, if you try to Talk/Transact (T key) to an enemy monster, they literally say "FUCK YOU!!" in English. Hilarious, and apparently nobody has discovered or posted about this before online in English or Japanese

Fucking around (downloading an ancient midi version of One by Metallica and replacing the instruments with the Super Mario World soundfont) and finding out (it is a lot of fun)

it was the retiree that looked like Sammy Hagar and his wife who looked like Steven Tyler, who spent the entire time I was there haggling shipping prices with dead-eyed teen on the other side of the counter.

Trying to figure out who in this crowded UPS Store drives the Cybertruck with a lavender wrap like it’s a wide angle shot at the start of A Knives Out Mystery

Untitled Mech Game now has a big ol' lens flare and additive white-out. Only the best effects in this game ! #lowpoly #vfx #gamedev

It’s been a few months since I played Brutalist Quake Jam 3 but I’m still struck by how great of a name “Penis Day At The Gym” was compared to how awful of a level it turned out to be.

Sorry I don't post video game stuff very much anymore, I am too busy making ambient drone out of David Lee Roth howling

Sorry I don't post video game stuff very much anymore, I am too busy making ambient drone out of David Lee Roth howling

There are few video game titles more satisfying to Write in cursive than Um Jammer Lammy. Go give it a shot if you need your day to improve by like 10-18%

Doing my part

You ain’t wrong

hell yea

There are few video game titles more satisfying to Write in cursive than Um Jammer Lammy. Go give it a shot if you need your day to improve by like 10-18%

"You wanna buy a Nissan Cube? Neat! What colour were you thinking of g-" "beans" "what? that's not a-" "beans"

your semi-monthly reminder that any joy or community you have found on this website is considered a problem to be stamped out by the people steering the ship.

Anyone got the @ of the ancient monolith at the start of Arc The Lad? No particular reason.

A really good idea for a gag account I would absolutely never follow through on is doing Robert Christgau Consumer Guide reviews as Sephiroth.

I categorically reject the idea that punk’s rise to prominence in the late seventies was a response to the excesses of prog rock but i also have Tormato by Yes (1978) another spin today and I can understand why people came to that conclusion.

The completed 2019 Noise Marine, painted almost entirely with Tone Pro paints from the store sample box. #MiniaturePainting #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #NoiseMarine

I don’t know why it’s so funny to me that there are only like seven video game franchises on an annual release schedule including sports games and for some reason one of them is Silent Hill.

Back To The Beach is such an amazing movie because it’s a big standard made for TV reunion deal except sometimes Pee Wee Herman shows up to do a new wave cover of Surfin’ Bird surrounded by dancing hunks in rainbow wigs before ascending to heaven on a lightning-powered surfboard.

Using withered technology to teach my children that video games used to make you feel something.

THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS WILL NOURISH US