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Eggs recalled due to salmonella. Blueberries due to E. coli. Popsicles that might contain glass. Bread that might have nails in it. 30,000 pounds of beef because Trump’s USDA failed to inspect it. I guess one way to bring down Americans’ grocery bills is to leave us with nothing safe to buy.

The Trump administration is spending $1.7 billion on border project construction in Big Bend. This money could fund the entirety of Big Bend National Park's operating costs and maintenance for 210 years. x.com/factpostnews...

Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation. Walter Cronkite

Past wartime presidents watching him climb into a catering truck.

THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......

ABC News: 23,000 JOBS LOST IN JULY CBS News: 23,000 JOBS LOST IN JULY MSNBC: 23,000 JOBS LOST IN JULY CNN: 23,000 JOBS LOST IN JULY Fox News: BEST ECONOMY EVERRRR

How is Ken Paxton able to own at least 15 real estate properties worth around $9 million—including a $1 million property in Hawaii with an ocean view—on his government salary of $153,000 per year? Explain it to me like I’m five.

"Texas has the highest number of uninsured people and the most rural hospital closures in the country. If Greg Abbott wanted to lower healthcare costs for Texans, he would've done it in the twelve years he's been Governor." Gina Hinojosa

The rap duo of Maxx E Pad and Sofa King Cringe

The man who said this died a long time ago.

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

Granny needs help with the wig and makeup.

We're one press release away from learning the algae was funded by George Soros.

Donald Trump is not simply stupid. His idiocy is a complex system of ignorance, narcissism, and xenophobia, wrapped in a web of insecurity and covered by a thick layer of self-loathing, afloat in a spiraling, ever-widening miasma of dumb.

BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

This doesn't even address the BILLIONS of dollars this con artist has taken in bribes while in office.

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks. The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks. As war rages on and millions of people struggle to make ends meet, it's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

33% of Americans don’t know their ass from their President.

Guess who was up all night shitposting on his bankrupt TruthOptional™️?

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours. The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.

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#protestsigns

I worry that Delta closing its special services for those in Congress will make it more difficult for Ted Cruz to abandon his constituents in a crisis.

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

Replacing Noem with Mullin is like replacing chlamydia with syphilis.

When you elect a drapist…..

The idea of a legislative body representing the population having the ability to check the ultimate power of a country’s leader sounds really neat. Someone should write that down.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M, to detain 4k people of whom only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Plus two citizens murdered. ~ Veterans for Peace

Pamela Jo Bondi coldly ignoring the Epstein survivors as she memorizes her next irrelevant lie to protect one of the main perpetrators.

No American has to wonder what fascism looks like up close anymore. You are in it.

At the very least, Congress must disarm ICE, prohibit it from using racial or ethnic profiling, end arrest quotas, remove agents’ immunity from criminal prosecution and civil lawsuits, and slash its funding. The Senate has the chance to rein in ICE this week. Keep calling: (202) 224-3121

Today would be an excellent day.

“ Do farts have lumps?”

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?

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www.cbsnews.com/news/jobs-re... But Rip Van Stinkle said unemployment rate is down . 🤡

When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out. I suggest the United States does the same.

These grocery prices are higher than Trump’s pants. 🫤

For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirement to first question and then to not obey any illegal order I was given. The same is true for everyone who swear their oath. Hope that clears things up.

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.