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The News hasn’t been like that for decades…..

Half a Scaramucci?

She done lost her damn mind.

Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Melanie is Right, don’t bother with Bezos….

Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday

The Trump Ten Years, Have Been Some Of The Darkest Years.......

There it is

Clever twats

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Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.

When you *wildly* overestimate your own charm.

😂😂😂

"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."

The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.

These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.

From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…

"We won't be issuing a retraction. We will, however, run a new series on why Hillary's risotto recipes were the greatest breach of national security in US history."

I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid.

He didn’t change. They did.

Morning Kittens (Cats pretending it wasn’t them)

Chef’s kiss, no notes.

Seattle Street Artist’s mural Tribute to Alex Pretti; veteran nurse killed by Border Patrol officers #StreetArt #mural #AlexPretti #tribute

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

This is very compelling! Pete Buttigieg just gets it. The sheer humanity in this clip is why I like this man so much, everyone should watch it!!

Happy Saturday peeps! Enjoy! It is laughable. Sometimes it is beyond laughable! #PeteHegsethBibleStudy

Epstein. Trump. Hegseth. Swalwell. The modeling world. The church. The military. The Whie House. The Vatican. Every single week another woman has to go on television and describe the worst thing that ever happened to her and prove it in public while the man sits in a suit and denies everything.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

Pedophilius Moronicus is bigly mad at the Pontifex Maximus for insisting on the teachings of Jesus.

Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and JD Vance failed to reach a peace deal with Iran. Who thought sending two real estate developers and a couch fucker would be successful in the first place? #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

the fuck is the literal Secretary of State and supposed national security advisor doing at a moment like this

I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II. She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet. Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

Disgusting but true. #BelieveWomen #IllegalWar #SheShed

I didn’t realize we still had diplomats. What do they do?

The military is very good at studying causes of injury and mortality among service members. They banned personal firearms on base because they were only ever used in suicides, domestic violence, and escalating drunken fights, never in self-defense. Gun-free zones save lives. Fact.

Has Iranian state TV paid a $787 million settlement for spreading lies about an election?

Join the Marines! We’ll harass your brown relatives! Maybe even disappear them!

What an amazing politician.