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"I'm warning you, with NO PEACE and NO LOVE: stay out of the secret Liverpool Tunnels. Do not go into the hidden maze of tunnels below Liverpool, do not try to find out why they were built. Stay out of the tunnels."

democrats when they insist upon themselves

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yass. manufacture it queen

i feel it must be some difference in water fluoridation that makes yanks think obama is a great orator. all the smug pauses while saying some of the most childish shit imaginable about how Our Freedoms, Are Not Just For Our Country, But Also, Our Families just make him seem like an asshole to me

i have also made an offer to 60 000 people to quit their jobs

Bigfoot is Mormon.

Vampires are inherently Catholic. Werewolves are inherently Protestant. Zombies are inherently Atheist. Thank you for coming to my presentation.

i can easily say three things about my children. i don't even have to think about it for three out of five of them. for example, my awful large adult son brumpo is hideous, an inconvenient size, and makes a mess of things

Flávio Bolsonaro comido por emu — "Comportamento incomum" dizem especialistas

i now have 'links' in my 'profile' you can click on. many exciting opportunities

In interviews, Alexander described the immigration system he was enforcing as “skewed” and “weird,” but he saw himself as largely separate from these concerns. “If you’re taking federal money to do a job,” he says, “I think you should do the job.”

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the cia is down for maintenance, ladx. time to nationalise american-owned industries!

ethan klein's wife..... hello

elon musk if you're reading this i will engage you in a swordfight at any time and place of your choosing

as it turns out, reality is much more complicated than “this method succeeds, this method fails” and “what tactics work” is significantly dependent on the actual context in which they exist

do i disavow what? muslim brotherhood? my guy there is nothing better than muslim brotherho-- *crowd starts booing* wait i mean i disavow all brotherhood due to my misandry *booing intensifies* wait i mean i specifically disavow muslim brotherhood due to my islamophobia *raucous cheering*

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

doing my reading before watching the movie

There live falcons, ducks, jackals in movement, pigs in the desert, hippopotami in the marshes, people, corn and shoals of fish, fish in the waters which are in the Nile, in accordance with the command of Atum that I should govern them and nourish them with this mouth of mine. (CTF1)

it's honestly kind of wild to watch 50+ years of "noooo the coups and corporate malfeasance weren't part of the plannnnn we were just trying to promote democracyyyyy" liberal revisionism get one-shotted by the stupidest man on the planet

oh but when i fill my asshole with green paint and spread it open at city hall,

pro-digger force: * the collective letterboxd * the national review online * carnegie endowment for peace * anne hathaway anti-digger forces: * chapo traphouse * fox news * basically every professional critic * melania trump

browsing my directory of wild and outre things people have said online... what the hell, why's thomas aquinas here

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Elon Musk, gesturing to taxidermied monkey with a trout tail sewn on: So ez yoo kin see, huh huh, uh, wiv made rill mehmaids. Uh. Huh. End yull be able t’hug end kiss thum soon. The press: Elon Musk, who has always had hair, makes every boy’s wish come true

Do ya’ll grandfathers know you be gambling on your phone like a bitch instead of going to the local bookie and putting your life in danger with the mob?

The Cybertruck's extremely-divorced energy wasn't enough for Elon. He called the engineers and demanded, "More! More divorced!"

“Why does it feel so good to get fucked in the ass by a horse? What is going on? What is happening?”