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Save room in your thoughts for all of the servers who now have to deal with MAGA dipshits eating at Cheesecake Factory out of spite.

🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social: “Obama lives rent-free in Trump’s mind— everyone knows the decor in the Cheesecake Factory is gawdy… When Trump says ‘WE’ are making so much money on oil, the ‘WE’ he’s talking about is HIM.”

Most important election of our lifetime! Too close to call! Too early to call!

Trump: "Our country is doing so well under Republicleeeeee leadership"

These numbers are telling. CBS News projects Democrats at 229 House seats to Republicans’ 206. Look at what voters are saying: • 65% say the economy is bad. • 57% say Trump’s policies have hurt them financially. • DON’T MISS THIS: 83% say government corruption is a major factor in their vote.

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge extends court-ordered block on Trump's renovation plans for historic public golf course in Washington.

@fivegoodinnings.bsky.social good advice

70 minutes to vote.

An hour in line to vote and finally to front of county auditors office!

20 minutes in line. Moved maybe 20 ft. Still 60 ft from the front door of the building!

A week from tomorrow is the beginning of the END of the Orange Atrocity! 🍊 💩 #voteVoteVOTE

Two former Governors of South Carolina - one from each party - have endorsed Democrat Annie Andrews who is running against Sen. Darline Graham R-SC

interesting

In case facts still matter

Two hours later. The line is still the same length.

A liar, a coward, and a traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be, Speaker Johnson?"

People are definitely motivated to vote. On different days, I’ve twice tried to early vote at the Dallas County Iowa early voting location. It’s been out the door and bending south quite a bit today! I guess I’ll try a bit later today.

NFL should have a bye for the teams before the game and after the game. Otherwise injuries and shitty games will continue as players are still recovering from the last game.

Some Kenneth Walker III stats from tonight: - lowest success rate of the season (29%) and yds/carry (2.6) - lowest rate of stacked boxes (7%) - lowest number of explosive runs (0) Seattle’s defense, man 😮‍💨

Good thing @lastweektonight.com is new tonight. It need a laugh or ten after this weekend.

Turn off the lights…

Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.

Whenever Harrison Butker misses a kick, an angel gets their wings.

Butker and Jones must go after the season. They are cooked. Unfortunately.

Anthony Armstrong and Jalen Rose. WRs so bad he doesnt even know any of their names

Cut Butker. It’s time.

2024-2025 Mahomes not trusting the line.

The 3rd down defense is just as awful as last year.

L'Jarius Sneed is getting cooked.

This is elder abuse

Get Sneed out of there. Just getting torched.

Poor throw from Patrick Mahomes. Felt like one of those where he was trying to give a guy a chance and should've thrown it away.

The Chiefs get all the calls.

Fascism. Who knew? #fascism

The BROWNS are at the top of a division.

iPhone Duo screens are cracking/breaking at the same point in a pretty obvious flaw. Interested to see where this goes www.tomsguide.com/phones/iphon...

Once you pardon someone, they have no basis for refusing to testify… Can’t plead the 5th if you can no longer be incriminated. Trump won’t pardon junior staffers because he needs them to be afraid of going down.

The first thing he’s not lied about in decades.

Jeebus that home plate umpire is ripped!

God I’d love for Trump to run for a third term and Obama jump back in to wipe the floor with the fucking idiot.

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

He such a fucking idiot. It’s not a swimming pool. I guess that’s why he thought pool guys could fix it.