💀Ezra🍔

That fuckin Brewers game was unbelievable. They straight up did the full Final Fantasy VII Knights of the Round summon animation to the Rays.

he speaks for the cheese

lmao I got a bunch of conservative campaign texts from the same number INCLUDING "vote yes on all the constitutional amendments." This seems like a bad idea if you want to hoodwink people into voting for them like is always the plan

this is about like three dollars so this is a very funny subject line to see

my mom is nice to me and my brothers so she doesn't have this problem. skill issue

confused and yelling first and ten wisconsin

"your other weak groups are dead" is my favorite 2000s canadian indie pop single

In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".

nyt gearing up for a full on depression huh

sports posters of bluesky, while i am not one of you, you are my siblings in this world. and as your brother i am obligated to tell you that you are being played by that insurance company's marketing department like so many goddamn fiddles

You ever stay up til midnight painting over something you were really proud of with a color they literally call "perfect greige?"

you can't tell me this isn't a @baybayfriend.bsky.social post

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

if you want a spot for quiet contemplation you could do worse than the madison public market on a saturday evening

eric rahill in Primetime suggests a Rap World Cinematic Universe

crimson desert is like if someone dared to ask "what if the witcher had ten times the budget and also was incredibly fucking stupid" delightful

oh my god my realtor made my house look like it's in silent hill i'm doomed

carly rae jeppson's ma · lo · rt is that anything

unbelievably good stuff.

I'm so goddamn sick of hearing about these guys that the people making the world insane have a foundational text that is harry potter fanfic turns my brain to mush

9/11? The day They Might Be Giants released their eighth studio album "Mink Car?"

Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

loving the new look

that sounds right

noel's gonna get it wet

has anyone written about the state of the attachment theory influencer industrial complex

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

what the fuck is the point anymore

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAMBOURINE??????????? youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI?...

tim curry?????

Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts

oh no. what a loss, what a legend. RIP dolly parton, our only collab was brief and also you weren't aware of it, but i'll never ever forget it

“commissioner didn't do funding anymore the house has key up—sides you become crushed bad now” — #fridgle 11 fridgle.net/p/03

insane stuff