Sketch - Colorado Pup 2026

Me after surviving liver transplant surgery x3, Sepsis x2 (at least), Stage 3 CKD, Broken Arm, Hip Implant, Vasectomy, Herniated Disc x2, Back Surgery, Numerous cyst extractions from my jaw, a ruptured hematoma -> almost bleed out, and AB resistant strep RSV Combo. Immunocompromised, Autistic

Quick reminder for people planning on doing Locktober: you do not have to lock all month long if it stops being fun. It doesn’t mean you failed, it means you got what you wanted out of the experience! Lock a little or a lot, as long as you’re having fun doing it :3

Also down for this!

What is this chud ass timeline.

I think for events in the future if the flyer is AI I’m just gonna skip posting the actual flyer and instead just go “Hey theres this event, it looks fun, the ai flyer looks like shit so here’s the actual important details Date: Time: Location: Need to know: “

Today is the big day! It’s the first day of Puppies in The Mountains! I’m excited to hang out with friends and meet all the pups visiting from out of state! www.puppiesinthemountains.com t.me/COPUP2026/44

Today is the big day! It’s the first day of Puppies in The Mountains! I’m excited to hang out with friends and meet all the pups visiting from out of state! www.puppiesinthemountains.com t.me/COPUP2026/44

Tonight I’ll be at the Puppies in the Mountains pre-mosh at Trade! After that I’ll be bouncing to Xbar to watch my friend and drag king Jaxsyn Wolfsbane perform! See you all soon! t.me/COPUP2026/42

"Aid to the Starving, American Style." - Soviet Poster, 1970s

Come out today to try some new kinks, get some risqué merch and gear, build connections with your local community orgs, and CELEBRATE 🎉 I will be there today representing for Puppies in The Mountains and our lovely Mile High PaH reps will be there too with the ball pit! t.me/COPUP2026/41

Come out tonight for our drop in drop out D&D series Adventure Crit-ters! I’m playing a Spiked Knuckle wielding Silver Dragon named Ice-Pick that moonlights as a mob enforcer! t.me/COPUP2026/40

They were withholding a range of federal funds: healthcare, disaster relief, and more. In this case it appears Don's Mafia Don act worked. Polis was too weak or scared to sue. Polis is openly gay, so it isn't that.

The data center’s insurance coverage “leaves the sprawling one-gigawatt facility exposed to billions of dollars in possible losses .. which range from terrorism to property damage and legal liability ..” @financialtimes.com $META $BLK www.ft.com/content/adec...

50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them

The destruction of USAID is a crime against humanity.

Come see the pups and pets tonight at Tracks Kink Fetish Ball! The lounge will have a ball pit, play mats and beats by one of our resident Pup DJs Orion! Tickets are about $40 on kinkdenver.com I’ll also bring my pins if you’d like one! t.me/COPUP2026/39

First Friday Pup Mosh at Trade! Come out to one of the most popular pup moshes in Colorado and bark at your friends and maybe take a cute one home with you 😘 Photo credit to Pup Dynamo and Trade’s Good Boy…. Good Boi! t.me/COPUP2026/38

Tonight Daxter and I are at the First Pet Takeover at Icons in Colorado Springs! Let’s support our southern Siblings by coming to their event as they often come up to the Metro for us. It should be a blast! t.me/COPUP2026/37

Tonight Daddy and I are at Milk for their first ever Pet Takeover event! Come hang out with us tonight a support a new venue for the local pets, dance, have a drive and bark at your friends! t.me/COPUP2026/36

Fun fact: American overwhelmingly abandoned organ meat as a regular meal staple when they... *checks notes* ...achieved financial prosperity in the post-war era. The last time organ meat was popular was because Republicans fucked the econ...oh.

U.S./Musk-aligned propaganda accounts continue their disinformation and disruption campaign targeting Europe. This time, they are focusing on Spain.

JUST NOW — Schumer Interrupted: “What could be more corrupt than backing genocide? How dare you talk about corruption. It’s amazing you can show your genocidal face in public!”

Parental estrangement support groups have lowkey become a guilty pleasure of mine for cheap drama. Like, there are sooo many parents who'll write whole-ass books that are like "by the time my fifth kid cut off contact with me, I began to suspect that them going to therapy was the culprit."

How heartening, in polarized times, that people are coming together in opposition to pricey energy facilities. @theonion.com

No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.

🚨 A U.S. Colonel told the longest serving law professor at West Point to "stop talking" because "We follow orders," even if illegal. Col. E. John Gregory invoked the infamous failed defense of Nazi SS officers at the Nuremberg trials. wapo.st/3TXMwt9

Love saying “No I don’t want to call people I don’t really know” and then just getting a vid of them jerking off. Cool, I felt like blocking you anyway.

My son is addicted to his iPad. He's autistic. It's a common thing. Yesterday, he broke out an old set of plastic basketball guys and played for about an hour. I asked him why. He'd seen a Youtube video about how AI is making the water brown and so he's cutting back on the tablet.

HUGE THANK YOU to Good Boy Gear Chainmail & Kennel Customs for this incredible new collar and lock set to commemorate the Colorado Pup Contest! I will wear them with pride! Lock: Kennel Customs www.etsy.com/shop/KennelC... Collar: Good Boy Gear www.instagram.com/goodboygeard... t.me/COPUP2026/33

Gutting USAID is why it took so long to find out where this outbreak came from. A lot of CDC's budget for dealing with Cyclospora came from USAID. When that was cut, most of the CDC's Cyclospora people were fired!

Good time to remember that McCarthy drank himself to death and then he was replaced in a special election by a Democrat.

This is how they rationalize Trump hooking up the public treasury to his personal bank account BTW. All that stuff about meritocracy and competence is a facade for "fuck you, got mine" tribalism.

Asked about Trump's threats to bomb civilian infrastructure in Iran, Marco Rubio says "it looks like they're not ready to make a deal. So they're gonna continue to pay a price. And every night the price gets higher and higher." (This is a war crime.)