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it's really crazy how well just watching this works when you're having a rough time

made this edit in a fit of rage

while rebuilding my PC, turns out I still have that video of the phone game with the greatest character lines you've ever heard saved reposting this banger here so people don't think im having a stroke when i quote it

whoopsie

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.

homer loves marge so much that's so beurtiful

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

good afternoon

my greatgrandnephew CyberJaxxon called me an e-bigot for refusing to submit retinal scans to OpenGPT 9 and vowed to rugpull my family's stablecoin. as a master of the old ways i went digging in his front yard without calling 811, severing his mandatory fiber optic cable. he was swiftly arrested

U.S. Nonprofits Funnel Millions to Israeli Army Volunteers Must-read reporting by @akelalacy.bsky.social and Georgia Gee theintercept.com/2025/07/19/l...

back in my day we were “non-consensually involved in kink” every damn day. it was called goatse.cx and we responded by sending it to every single friend we had on AIM

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

Cory Booker is reciting the Jariba family line before the Drac council, fulfilling his promise to Jerry.

the air force is about to find out why we don'tt have health care

JUST IN: F-35 fighter jet crashes at Eielson Air Force Base in Alaska. The pilot survived

This is the happiest day of my life. It just goes to show you, if you put in the work (replying "David Cum" whenever david frum tweets something stupid), you can come out on top.

in the supered market. straight up "gronking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My guac

lol he's not wearing a "Blood Army Uniform." 🙄 that style of overcoat is called a "Murder Duster" and was only used by a few units for a couple of months during the very beginning of the Slaughter Crusades. but I guess you people will never let history get in the way of a good controversy, will you

🚨BREAKING: North Korea Accused of Hiding It's Homeless People from Tourists by Forcing Them to Live Inside Homes

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,677,692! HOW TO GET MONEY?

lmao Google's AI is eating itself already -- telling you how much glue to put on pizza, citing a @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Business Insider article about Google's AI telling people to put glue on pizza

wonder if he ever saw this

A Full Plankton Moon - © Petr Horálek / Institute of Physics in Opava - Photo - HD Photo - About Astronomy Picture Of the Day #astrophotos Maintained by @shinyakato.dev 🔭 READ MORE 🔭

When we imagine ancient Rome as a place of marble and senators and togas we miss the true heart of the place: sweaty bakers who sound like they’re from Staten Island with niche racial prejudices against Germans and Illyrians

He is Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.