faustann.bsky.social

having a piss pig bf must be so nice. you never have to wonder where the nearest public urinal is

the kids are catholic and can’t read. welcome back year 1200

thank you for this rec spotify!!! should I kill myself

play something mid tempo and I start wriggling like a charmed snake

mustaches are the mohawks of the face

Basically the con of being a Borrower (4" tall person with normal intelligence but proportionally smaller strength) is the cats eating you. The pro is when you steal pills you can get seriously fucked up for a long time.

I think I’m becoming feta cheese pilled

has anyone ever gone to work before

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

you ever use a public bathroom and wonder who the most famous person to use that specific toilet is

I'm gonna tweet 500 times a day about bussy and nobody can stop me

how are there so many major websites on mobile that are just straight up unusable without an ad blocker due to ads refreshing the page every 30 seconds. like. hello

lower back tattoo that says “wind advisory”

it’s hilarious that conservatives think “blue haired girls” is such an own of the libs when so many conservative women look like insane clown barbies

finding it hard to feel bad for Charlie Kirk bc dying in a senseless public shooting is an American right he fought hard to preserve

playing pkmn scarlet for the first time on the switch 2 bc the performance on switch 1 was so bad. The performance is great now but I didn’t realize how much the game just actually…..sucks lol. It’s genuinely dreadful in almost every respect it’s insane

every centrist dem editorialist who is “terrified” for NYC bc of Mamdani should be required to post their salary and net worth in the byline

wearing a Protect The Dolls shirt to show my support for everyone who paints warhammer minis

who up scheming and plotting in their inner sanctum

he’s so real for this

actual hot take but Mayhem is better than Chromatica

Your mayhem tier list is soooo accurate it’s the best one can I hit it from the back now

I admit I have freaked it once or twice

I am a machine that turns rooms that haven’t been farted in into ones that have

it must feel so good for a program to be cloud based

it is crazy that your baby teeth literally just fall out of your mouth

I realized today that Gordon Ramsey looks like the child of Anne Burrell and Bobby Flay and now it feels like something has shifted

love to wake up