The Commissioner

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. https://bit.ly/4hMhPzG

Watching Jags/Panthers. I think this Jags announcing team is getting paid by the word.

U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/

Fry: Hey, I don’t see you planning for your old age. Bender: I got plans. I’m gonna turn my on/off switch to “off.”

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune (1965) Frank Herbert

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Incorrect, Wyoming is physically beautiful. It's Indiana, answering the question "what if you made a state out of only the irredeemable parts of Ohio?"

Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today. #pcgamer #pcgaming #darkestdungeon

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Because of course he did. newrepublic.com/post/210174/...

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 we are so effing stupid in this country.

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Warren Buffett tells the truth about sports betting in the simplest possible terms: "It's a tax on stupidity."

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Exactly one year ago today:

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

It’s peak mid 90’s for me today.

now THAT’S how a major publication should write a lede www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Troops and their families have been pushed back to the United States after their bases in the Middle East were threatened by Iranian counterattacks. Community groups are scrambling to react.

Fox News was just talking about Soleimani’s niece and grand niece getting arrested by ICE: “Both were granted asylum in 2019 under the Biden administration.” The question of who was actually president from Jan. 2017- Jan. 2021 continues to perplex Trump supporters.

This cartoonishly childish Hegseth persona is an insult to the American military, the American people, the Iranian people, and just about everybody affected by this war. It is absolutely incredible, in the literal sense, that this man is at the hinge of the chain of command in this spiraling war.

Spot on!! 🎯

I’ve also been comparing AI to asbestos and radium—technology that had a bunch of benefits but then turned out to be deadly. The only difference is we already KNOW AI is killing people and they’re shoving it into everything anyway

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Don’t know shit about Bad Bunny nor do I speak a word of Spanish but that was one of the more entertaining half time shows I can remember.

Fuck Dunkin.

I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity. They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.

The Onion remains undefeated.

The latest Duke CFO survey shows that the vast majority of CFOs are seeing no impact from AI on labor productivity, decision-making speed, customer satisfaction, or time spent on high-value-added tasks Torsten at Apollo

Wild that a statement like this has to be made.

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.

I fully recognize this is a “me” problem but I sincerely wish the Duffer brothers had just spent 10 fucking minutes talking to literally anyone who ever served in the military.

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/

Harold Fannin is so good.

"omnidirectional incoherence" captures Trumpism perfectly