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What is a man? A miserable little pile of suspended twitter accounts. But enough talk. kys

Trans!Rainbow Dash: Everypony, I'm transitioning, you can call me Rainbow Blitz now. Transphobic!Fluttershy: Oh. Transmed!Twilight Sparkle: So like are you getting surgery or what?? Chaser!Applejack: No don't get the surgery Rainbow

Probably the least appealing invitation I’ve ever received.

has anyone done this yet

they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.

I've been really into lemonade lately again and I always think about this post

me about fat bitches

🐴 returns. It’s Black Friday!

Now this is podracing 😎 #StarWars #StarWarsGalacticRacer #BiddyBlas #Scribdoon

Biddy Blas - The most respected and fast racer. (finished now)

I always laugh at the rokos basilisk people. “Ooh what if the computer makes a pretend version of me it tortures forever?” Idk man what if i photoshop this picture of you to have big naturals?

got possessed sorry

A Glup Shitto, a Milkshake Duck, and a Surf Dracula walk into a bar…

my favorite “modern classic” tumblr post

Runner up

A new species of long-clawed dinosaur has been discovered on the Isle of Wight! 🦖 Although the Natural History Museum acquired it in 1924, the fossil sat in a drawer, overlooked, for more than a century.

I reckon I could beat Zhuge Liang at Tekken 2 PROVIDED he wasn't allowed to pick Armor King

Aspiring writer who meticulously kills off all his LGBT characters because he took the phrase "bury your gays" in the same spirit as the writing advice "kill your darlings"

date comic

what youve been missing on twitter

logging on after getting the failed Darth Maul surgery

half dozing came up with the phrase "he never cooked nothing but bread" meaning "he's never had a bad take/he's always right about everything". might start using it

pomni..

I read the news today, oh boy

Genuinely had no idea just how much of my Bluesky feed is porn until visiting Ireland (where the internet doesn't have age restriction) and scrolling in public sitting at a bar. Good lord people are posting fat hangers here

This is actually pretty devastating

it's quiet uptown

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

i think about this post all the time. you might too

fluttershy would probably be nervous but excited and her friends could talk her into even being confident. applejack wouldn't be interested but her family would be really excited and she could to through with it knowing how much support she'd have. the other four would immediately get abortions

me? GN Gaga

Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese

i just come on bluesky these days to post going live notifications and also drench art so hannah is able to see it

If Scratch & Grounder were lesbians, Robotnik would say, "YOU SAPPHIC SIMPLETONS!" whenever they let Sonic get away.

i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together

Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.

we're killing and eating these little shits btw

Aspiring writer who meticulously kills off all his LGBT characters because he took the phrase "bury your gays" in the same spirit as the writing advice "kill your darlings"