Oracle of Humboldt Park

It’s really simple. The organ-i-zation is completely insular and not interested in outside voices or opinions. Therefore, they’re stuck in an endless cycle of terrible ideas - thanks to a con man general manager who can’t get fired. It’s the same as when Danny’s grandpappy was in charge.

The Hawks had six days to prepare for a game after they were outclassed by a divisional opponent and followed it up by…getting outclassed, outshot & out scored. They’re going to fire Blashill to “fix” it. A fun exercise would be to read Kyle’s quotes from just last summer when Jeff was hired.

The wife and I did a caricature sketch at a charity event and the artist drew me like Mitch Trubisky. Not sure if I should be pissed or honored.

With Sam gallivanting the European countryside like an early 20th century novelist, we broke into FFUD studios to record a special episode.

it's good that sirianni has the italian flag on his little visor. he can just keep wearing it at his next job at sbarro.

I went to two tapings of the Mike Ditka Show as a yout (because my father is a giant meatball) and trying to describe the experience to someone in the present day seems like something out of science-fiction. “No, it was a full tv studio” “Yes, all the people whooped like it was the Arensio show”

Go Bears. Green Bay sucks.

the major league baseball playoffs take what everyone loves about the sport (relief pitching) and makes it the entire focus of every game. that's a marketing goldmine. great job.

You know the Hawks are in dire shape when people rave about their fourth line and defend the players on it as though they matter in the least. Like when Barry Rozner lit himself on fire in 2006 because the Hawks traded away Karl Stewart.

Rarefied air for the organIzation

Cleveland runners on second base just blatantly signaling hitters on pitch location. Not even trying to conceal it in any way. Stop walking these fuckheads. Such a joke

Danny has the marketing team working overtime tonight to cook up some solid social media content that will try to distract the members from getting mooned in Utah. Chelsea Dagger karaoke with Frank Nazar and Oliver Moore? Kane highlights from 2016? Spencer Knight staring into your soul?

Laughing hysterically as I imagine all the stakeholders who had to approve this message high-fiving each other as they left Kevin Warrens name off this statement.

Connor Bedard is such a loser

shoutout to the new look blackhawks who are getting outshot 7-0 and losing. feels like a fresh new era to me.

I promise to not hallucinate during this week’s episode

I know hes a super nice guy and he’s great with Da Bull but when Adam Amin does bears games, I want to pulverize him into dust

Kevin Warren trying to astroturf this Indiana survey with LLM bots just did the funniest thing

How are we the most influential bears podcast around? Within 24 hours of recording our episode, Kyler Gordon decided record himself working out in his backyard AND Zavion Thomas changed his number.

Red and nude baseball corner coming at ya

Good lesson for Prospect Perverts that love to post stupid crap like “this core is going to run the next decade” How about start by being good for two years in a row first?

Curious how hyped I am on Bears football? Im ready to run through a brick wall every time I see the United commercial and it cuts to clip of the fans cheering after the Green Bay win.

You can also tell whats important to Danny and his members as the Hawks have posted no less than a dozen times on their social channels to announce Kanes return.

What changed in 4 years that Kyle - who declared the Hawks would be starting a new era and didn’t want the shadows of Kane and Toews to disrupt this rebuild - decided he needed to bring back an older, less effective Kane on a team with a younger roster and also no closer to finishing above 31st?

This tells you all you need to know about Danny, Kyle, Jeff and the entire Hawks organ-I-zation and why they are losers. Imagine if the Bears allowed a former player to maintain a locker at Halas Hall with his teams jersey hanging from the stall. Ben would develop explosive diarrhea on the spot.

Taking a bit of a break, as after NHL playoffs and World Cup I'm burned out. But as I do every so often, just want to throw the net out. Looking for work, so if you know of any kind of opening, please send along!

So if the cap is going up by 8% every season for the foreseeable future, does that make the Nazar extension through eternity look even dumber than before? Also, why should anyone worry about cap hits ever again? With that type of cap growth, the 2010 hawks maybe lose one player in the offseason.

Pausa de hidratacion

The American viewing audience learning what I’ve known my whole life - Turks are annoying and insufferable

Uh oh, sounds like the walk-in music for Jim Hendry’s barrel!

Gang!

If only there was a podcast that discussed this very topic merely a week ago…

Tonight was the night Kyle Davidson became general manager

Did Ecuador drink Jobu’s rum? How can they not score?

Do one of these that doesnt include the Yankees challenge

You know it’s a big Bears season upcoming if the beat writers are already tracking stats in minicamp. As opposed to the time honored tradition of training camp stats.

In nhlpa 93, if Valeri Kamensky’s shot was on goal, it was going in. You’ll learn that and more from our award-winning podcast.

Horror movie corner - Hokum is a perfectly fine movie but it’s got a lot of vibes and juice, for whatever reason. Definitely enjoyable but not sure I understand the online fanfare. Then again, it could all be Astro-turfed. Anyways, I enjoyed it and so will you if you like that sort of thing.

he must be having "I'm OK Surgery"

White Sox?

How it started ➡️ How it's going

Do the Giants know you can’t play 4 defensive ends in the same formation?

Apologies to our 8 cretins for forgetting Luther Burden was a Mizzou guy. It will never happen again.

Tampa also might have a better version of Oliver Moore in Dominic James - who the Hawks couldnt sign because he wasn’t interested in apprenticing in Rockford for 200 games

My very good and personal friend

On one hand, I appreciate that MLB Big Inning never puts the white Sox game on. On the other, seeing twins and guardians highlights on split screen is Dante’s 10th level of hell.