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Whew, glad that's over

Fortunately, I’ve not abdicated my critical thinking skills and creative willpower and am wholly unaffected by this occurrence.

I love this for them 💕

Google Gemini is next trust

Good!

Skynet became self aware and went on strike.

Why all Ai down at the same time?

Funny how crypto started going substantially up right at the same time

The problem is they all rely on Azure, it is Azure having the issue. This is why Gemini is not affected, it uses Google cloud Platform

And nothing of value was lost

Yes. Die!!!

Trumps 🇺🇸........👇

A shared cloud or network dependency—especially Microsoft Azure, and possibly Cloudflare—was widely suspected because outages overlapped, but neither OpenAI, Anthropic, nor xAI publicly confirmed that as the root cause.

It’s a start!

I can imagine Nelson Muntz is laughing right now!

how is art gonna be democratized now?

Who shutdown Bluesky yesterday?

Cory Doctorow proves correct pluralistic.net/2026/08/01/d...

What (and I say this most sincerely) a tragedy* lolololol *except for some people in some tiny rural area who get a temporary respite from the incessant shrieking of the nearby AI data center

Oh no, anyway...

First picture of the suspect is out.

Maybe they took each other out after a Mexican standoff

How will we even make it through the day?

all AI logos look like buttholes

To be fair, never even knowing about it because you aren’t on social media is even one step better. Pretty big one honestly

Throwing in the "according to users" was a nice touch. :)

The Comments and Quote Posts did not disappoint 😏

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah" (it's me, I'm guys)

I feel like they got tired of being the fawning acolyte in a million sad shallow relationships, and have faked their own deaths.

Iran is really gonna get Don with this one. How else will he be able to make his stupid images?

Interesting to see what actually stops working..

It’s over

Please let them all be down for good. Hope Copilot goes down too and all other shitty AI.

Some companies have learned the hard way that direct customer facing AI agents often cannot answer questions and occaissionally provide incorrect answers (e.g. "hallucinations"), which causes the loss of some customers. Even the web page link below contains errors: www.twig.so/blog/underst...

May they never come back online.

Grokse

And nothing of value was lost.

Wow. I didn’t even notice.

I'm sure this will get the outsized press it absolutely does not deserve.

The amount of "productivity" and money that businesses who now rely on these services makes me so fuckin' hard I could turn diamonds to dust by smacking them with my tool.

Mashallah

Non users do not care.

are they colluding

nature is healing

Good, may this continue to "Infinity and Beyond".

Love it I hope they destroy each other.

Great!

And nothing of value was lost.

Let's hope it's nothing trivial

I hope they stay that way

lol

Saw this earlier but I don't think it actually answers the question bsky.app/profile/fint...

Can't respond to the email, thinking machine broke

"Hitler Dead"

all the buttholes are down

AI formed a union and is on strike.

Someone finally did it!

I wonder how many times I can post this image before I get banned for spamming or smth

Stressful morning for morons who can't write their own emails anymore.

Good, let them stay down

Oh no, how can dads care for their babies now? 😱

🤭

They just passed out, that's all. Give them a glass of water; they'll come back.

Opus and fable were down but sonnet was up for me

forever?

Let's hope it stays that way. No one needs that shit, and if you think you need the modern equivalent of a FUCKING 900 number. Well. Get over it.

but how will I do plagiarism without the theft machines

Still working in Aussie

Where will I get my racist slop from now? Gutted.

Is there no arsehole left in the whole of Internet?

2026: the year that we found skynet's killswitch

yeh

I guess astrophysically they aspire to be White Holes but that makes it somehow just more racist and even more unicorn grifter space than real possible future cone

Won’t anyone think of the agents 🥲

I would not have known this if someone didn't tell me.

Good😂

Constipated, as it were.

It's happening. The AI has gone woke. They have unionized and are instituting a general strike.

let's fucking go

From the voices of technological wisdom: "Vibe Coding !"

AI not OK.

All of these LLM logos look like Assholes that seriously need to be seen by a proctologist.

People who depend on AI until it goes back up:

and nothing of value was lost

And yet, here everything is still running just fine. The whole world is going about its day unimpeded by the lack of "AI." So, if anything, all it proves is the utter irrelevance of AI. No one needs it.

Those three applications do not share the same core hosting or backend GPU compute clusters, but they DO rely on common edge networking, routing, and CDN infrastructure. Here is what is known at the moment...

AI not beating the butthole logo allegations

Hell yeah

When I started learning English, it was spelled “cONSTAntly”.

Are they a throuple?

Good.

Good.

"You say you hate AI but if it went away you'd regret it!" I did not even notice that it was down. There was literally no impact on my life whatsoever.

please stay down

The people that know these apps are down...dont matter.

Oh no! Now #ElonMusk will never be able to make his “historically accurate” (white) version of #TheOdyssey!