Fidget

Hey so I’m starting a second job on Friday, which means no more streams for the time being. Thursday is the last one. I just will only have a few hours of free time so I need to make those count. I’ll probably be back once Evercold comes out, because I’m planning on scaling back my hours.

Sorry I was offline for one business day, what happened at Cheesecake Factory

Tide Evo detergent review: Idk if these things do better or worse than tide pods or regular detergent at cleaning, because both of those did a pretty decent job already. But I like the packaging for tide Evo. It’s paper. Not plastic. Which, idk, makes me feel better about myself for using it.

Thinking about releasing some rodents in my house to keep my cat entertained

Alright time to go clear all the easy HTB boxes I couldn’t figure out

If magic was real I’d probably be terrible at it

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20 minutes now

I’ve been waiting for 10 minutes for the restroom to be available at my fast food part time job and at this point I’m terrified to go in there

Parasocial relationship with the asmr lady is going quite well, thanks

men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy

Logging in to FFXIV only to find out that there’s maintenance all day today

Giant 10 page mailer from any/every credit card company: “Please recycle me to help save our planet :3 We know we are sending these to you without your consent, but this is your responsibility now.”

I love halloween but also think this bar bathroom could dial it back a little, I’m just trying to pee here.

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Using two hands to play guitar: yeah, no problem, this all makes sense to me Using two hands to play piano: this is impossible, what do you mean I play two melodies at the same time, who came up with this, this is stupid

um

We should create a timeline on exactly how long it takes communication apps to try and reinvent Reddit

The missing pages of the Das Kapital have been found

A New Color (1/5🧵)

my cat and me when we accidentally transfer a static shock

I’m just posting through it And by “it” I mean my late 20’s

Hmm, lonely? I don’t think so. I have my parasocial relationship with the ASMR woman

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

My brain: “you know if you think about it, it actually makes more sense that everyone you’ve ever interacted with found you irredeemably annoying” Me: “Im literally just trying to put my laundry in the dryer, what are we doing”

Finally, a keyboard where I don’t have to move my hands youtu.be/DAn34l_YrUM?...

I fucking hate positive affirmations

Do y’all also have that friend that’s so funny that it’s an honor and a privilege to get a laugh out of them

Reminds me of my favorite commercial. GMC obviously can’t advertise doing any task other than paying attention to the road for their self-driving feature so the most exciting thing they could come up with was doing the stomp-stomp-clap from We Will Rock You. youtu.be/VN8PV0fv340?...

I wouldn’t call myself a “”foodie””, more of a connoisseur of delights of the tongue and- hey, where are you going??

Every time I boot up a Pokémon game that I put down for a few weeks or months or sometimes years, I am always in a cave level

Hey any chance that anyone also wants to give me $6000 so that I don’t have to work 25 hrs/wk at a fast food place on top of my main 40 hrs/wk desk job