FletcherDodge

Some days you're the robot vacuum cleaner, some days you're the dog shit smeared across the carpet by the robot vacuum cleaner.

The more I look at the word 'Square' the more I'm certain I'm misspelling it.

I believe your compound sentence is missing a comma. #PedanticStickInTheMud

Everyone who is less prescriptive about language than I am is an ignorant dilettante and everyone who is more prescriptive about language than I am is a pedantic stick in the mud.

I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect

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My mute buttons never get more work than during political ad seasons.

I'm in the Pong age group.

Too many to choose. Here's one of my many favorites. youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0?...

How long before you begin dreaming?

Just curious... how much salmon is "bulk" salmon? We talking 50 pounds? Do you buy it by the fish?

I use this gif about three times a week these days...

All of the so-called "Pro Life" people drooling over the chance to watch a livestreamed execution is ... not really very surprising to be honest.

Tom Jones and Art of Noise also did an amazing cover of Kiss (Prince, 1986) youtu.be/eLWQrrLOj-Q?...

LOL... I thought the same thing this morning. I was thinking back over the last few days to see what I posted that was so offensive. Flashback to my early dating life.

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It's called being a cheesemonger, maybe you've curd of it.

And yet not at all surprising to hear THIS president say this.

The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️

Fun Fact: You can't spell "Gang Of Pedophiles" without GOP.

Lot of great responses, but here's one of my faves...

But am I trying to get better? Also nope.

Reminds me of this gem from a few years ago...

You know what ISN'T cool? Sending a meeting cancelation without an explanation. #cubelife

Why do you let everyone else put your pants on?

But... A cookie isn't a cookie if it's not cooked, right?

Interesting that the Fact Check link is... nonexistant.

According to White House sources, Barron Trump wants to transfer to Cornell University because he's "heard good things about the rape culture."

This is amazeballs

My impression from the trailers I've seen is that it wants to be a "Dr. Strangelove" but for environmental catastrophe vs nuclear catastrophe.

Hey fellow denizens of the 913... here's an upcoming chance to voice your opinion in October (that Roger Marshall doesn't want you to know about).

I guess it would be good manners to tag @colsonwhitehead.com on this conversation...

I was also late to the Lonesome Dove chuck wagon, but it was one of my favorite reads of last year. Also REALLY enoyed John of John. Here's what my September looked like.

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...